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Bearded Man of the Week: Zach Galifianakis

Posted by Emily Farris

 

If there's one thing we love more than bearded men here at Scanner, it's funny bearded men. If there is more than one thing we love more than bearded men, the other is bearded men who are funny and also have bellies. What can we say? We like big, warm, cuddly, funny hairy dudes. Especially when it's "dangerously cold" outside.

That is why our Bearded Man of the Week is comedian Zach Galifianakis.

We're really sad the video cut out before the effeminate gay basher. Perhaps we could get him to do it for us in person before we go. We've seen Zach hanging out at the bar four doors down from our apartment, on multiple occasions, but have yet to stop in and say "hi." He's also friends with our old friend Bobby.

Anyway, Zach, keep the beard and the funny coming and we'll love you forever. Hell, even if you lose the funny, keep the beard (and the belly). 


[zachgalifianakis.com]

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Comments

totalblamblam said:

Good choice!

December 8, 2008 7:13 PM

thinkywritey said:

Here's one just for you, Emily:

wondermark.com/.../beardposter_lg.jpg

December 10, 2008 4:55 PM

Emily Farris said:

Thanks, TW. I think I need to order that and frame it for my new apartment.

December 10, 2008 5:03 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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