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Damsels in Distress, 2008 Miss World Pageant

Posted by Scanner Matt

 

If you have been thinking about who the most beautiful living female on planet earth is lately, we have the answer. According to the 2008 Miss World pageant (not to be confused with Miss Universe), who has been objectifying women since 1951, it's not a fair lady from our crumbling empire.

Pictures follow.

The 2008 Miss World contest was held in South Africa on Saturday.

The first runner up... Parvathay Omanakuttan of India! The second runner up... Gabrielle Walcott of Trinidad and Tobago!

And the winner is... Kseniya Sukhinova... Miss Russia!

Which is somewhat appropriate as we were warned by Sarah Palin if Obama was elected president communism would prevail, and who knows communism better than our ol' Cold War pals.



And here are the losers at a zoo in Johannesburg. We're not even going to comment on this perfect metaphor.

And who can forget the talented Miss Austria?

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Comments

alexbiker said:

Re the zoo photo: On which side of the fence are they?  Are they being pointed at by fat kids eating candifloss and wearing Mickey Mouse hats?

December 15, 2008 1:57 PM

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