We know what you're thinking: Enough with the kiddie videos!  But trust us -- we're doing our darndest to only bring you the best of the best, which is precisely what we have here. Watch in awe as this boy singlehandedly restores your innocence, and reminds you (at minute 1:50) why exactly you love lobsters so damn much.

Wow.

Would we ever lead you astray? 

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