Largely considered no small feat, the female orgasm is an oft-discussed, sometimes mythical thing. You can pick up any issue of Cosmo and find 3 separate articles about all "95 Ways To Improve Your Sex Life!!!", but we're almost 100% certain that this is one way that Cosmo missed...
According to the New York Times, there's a new documentary coming to 20/20 episodes everywhere titled, "Orgasmic Birth." The premise, as you might have guessed is "'the best kept secret' of child birth – that some women report having an orgasm as the baby exits the birth canal."
We kinda wanna call shenanigans-- then again, Scanners Brian, Emily, and even Nicole have all called it before. We also kind of wanna call this one more way we will never, ever, have an orgasm. Because, trust us, we don't need Cosmo to tell us 95 ways that work, and we're pretty sure that despite whatever this documentary says, having a miniature human being plow its way through our birthing canal ain't gonna feel pretty.
Also: babies. Ew.
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