Parents: lock up your daughters (or daughters: lock up your mothers?). Ashton Kutcher is on the verge of spreading his man junk all across the great United States of America.

His film, "Spread" has been picked up by Overture Films/Anchor Bay after it screened at Sundance and the distributor is going to spread it far and wide.

Directed by David Mackenzie and written by Jason Dean Hall, "Spread" tells the story of Nicki (Kutcher) a gigolo (with a terrible name; are we sure he's not a trannie call girl?) who tries to become a one-woman (Margarita Levieva) man.

We can only hope it's better than "Duce Bigalow: Male Gigolo," but in all honestly, we probably won't see it.

Here's the Sundance clip of Kutcher putting the moves on sugar-mama Anne Heche.

[Yahoo!: Kutcher film "Spread" nabbed by distributor]

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