John Landis, the director of the Thriller video, is suing Michael Jackson, who wants to do a Broadway musical of the hit song.
This is the funniest prisoner escape story we've yet come across.
Here's how we really do not want to die: sitting on a toilet, having just masturbated with a gas mask over our faces, discovered by a co-worker, on our second day on the job.
Blackwater has been denied a license to kill operate in Iraq.
Cindy Adams weighs in on the Oscar buzz (now they're saying Sean Penn will win Best Actor) and celebs griping about photographers.
The latest White House rumor? Michelle Obama is pregnant.
And Mickey Rourke will not participate in Wrestlemania after all. He was probably joking around-- either that or they didn't offer him enough moolah.
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