Listen up, readers! Scanner public service announcement here, courtesy of DASL and whatever those letters stand for.
Apparently, if you like to drink, drink a lot, or drink in a manner that DASL would deem masculine, well, then be prepared to bear a striking resemblance to an aged, besotted she-male. But wait, there’s more! The fine print after the jump…
Wine doesn’t just come with cheese. For women it’s also accompanied by hair loss, wrinkles, and obesity, plus the other problems like breast cancer, early menopause and memory loss.
That’s right. According to the above ad, drinking doesn’t only kill your liver, it kills your looks. And if font size is representative of severity, the loss of your looks is far scarier than “breast cancer, early menopause, and memory loss.”
We’re not sure what we're more offended by: the implication that men are better drinkers or that the threat of cancer can’t hold a candle to our complexions.
[Contexts Magazine, via]
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