Thrilla in vanilla: Michael Jackson's press conference announcing some London shows he'll soon cancel was not exactly a thriller. See the video Scanner Emily shared yesterday.
Dr. Sanjay Gupta has decided to turn down a job in the Obama Administration.
Hero of the day: the nurse who bought a disabled boy a fake vagina so he could get himself off.
Yeah, fuck the paps. Michelle Rodriquez rules.
A foot fetish story has NPR in hot water with the usual dumbass listeners who all apparently have broken radio dials.
Did you hear that a car crashed through The Mac Store in Eugene, Oregon on Tuesday? Scary footage here, story at this link.
One of those female Chinese medal winners turns to be a man.
Seinfeld cast members will take over Curb Your Enthusiasm in the upcoming season.
Madonna was named PETA's most hated.
Amy Winehouse's husband is rumored to be involved with a sixteen-year-old girl. We said "rumored" so don't sue is if they're just friends...
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