Talking to Strangers
Hooksexup asks deeply personal questions to people we just met.

Dan, 24

What's your profession, sir?
I'm a research assistant at Penn. We don't get laid.

I thought being a scientist would have some sort of wild appeal.
I totally thought so too. Like, "Did you know I look at brains?" and then I'm fucking the shit out of you.

So what do you look for in a girl?
Big tits. With tiny nipples on top. They have to be proportionate. I go for the eyes. Good eyes.

So you want big tits and an alluring gaze?
Yes! I stand by that. I don't know why you would disagree.

Are you single?
Nah, I've been dating a girl for about four years.

Is the sex still good?
You know, after four years, the excitement starts to dwindle. We try to spice things up. Outfits are nice, but not on me.

What does she dress up like?
Well, Princess Leia would be awesome. She's done schoolgirl a few times, with the short skirt.

Japanese schoolgirl, or American?
It's Japanese no matter what, because of the skirt.

Faye, 32

I couldn't help but notice you're English.
Yes, yes I am.

How's the sex in England? Is it better than the food?
Oh God, anything's better than the food. Sex with an eighteen-year-old is better than the food.

You speak from experience?
God, well, it happens. Not to me, but it happens.

How do you mean?
I work at a college, and I've definitely seen it happen with grad students and professors. They can get dirty. But I'm engaged, so not me.

How did you meet your fiancé?
I met him playing flip-cup. I'm the shittiest flip-cup player ever. Beer pong and flip-cup and drinking games, we don't have those in England. Drinking games in England are just called drinking.

So I take it he helped you out?
Yeah, he came over and tried to show me, but I was still awful. But I guess it didn't matter, because within five minutes he had asked me on a date. It probably helped that we were both hammered.

Very nice.
I was impressed with myself.

But you did meet by accident.
Yeah, we were both there by accident. He had gotten mad at this girl so he came to the party, and I had come with some guy that I was sort of seeing. Neither of us wanted to be there, but god bless that accident.

Does having an English accent get you laid?
Oh totally, yeah. I can try to do an American accent, but it just sounds awful. I sound stupid. But people like the English accent.

Jenny, 24

How's your sex life?
Well, I dunno... I've been fucking some people I know through other people, you know.

Ah yes, the old fuck-your-friends trick. What do you look for in a guy you know through someone?
Interests. He's got to have a lot of interests. Like the arts, graphic design, style, anything really. But there's a really fine line between stylish and gay.

Truth. Tell me your best sex story.
Well, one time I got shot in the eye with jizz during a titty-fucking session.

Damn. Bet that hurt.
Oh God, I was screaming and everything.

So you're seeing someone right now?
Nope! I'm single and it's great. I just broke up with my boyfriend and moved down here.

Have you met some good people?
Definitely. I've been making these connections with people — you know those weird connections that you just kind of pick up on? Just like that.

What's one item on your sexual to-do list?
Sex in public. I totally want to do that. It just seems so hot.