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The Tabloids Have Only Just Realized Jason Segel Is A Sex Symbol

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

I was on a date a few years ago and mentioned that I'd been enjoying the then-recently released DVD of Freaks And Geeks: The Complete Series. My date took me aback by rolling her eyes to the skies and murmuring about her lustful tendencies toward one Jason Segel. My response: "You mean the fat guy who plays the drummer?"

I quickly recovered by saying I was "joking" and that I was just a bit surprised since James Franco is much more attractive and sports a tight leather jacket throughout. (Seth Rogen was on the show, too, but who could have then predicted that he would be the sex symbol of 2009?) My date imparted a piece of knowledge which I have not forgotten: "Jason Segel is a sexy, sexy man."

The New York Post and other tabloid rags would have done well to have figured that out before 99% of the culture did, sometime between Freaks and Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which featured Segel's famous full-frontal nude scene...

Here's what the Post had to say about the premiere of "I Love You, Man," one of these straight-guy/bromance movies that will hopefully be done away with at Hollywood's earliest convenience:

JASON Segel, sex symbol? The 6-foot-4 comic had a gaggle of female admirers at the Cinema Society screening of "I Love You Man" the other night, including a model who told him she was disappointed the flick didn't feature a full-frontal scene as did his "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." Quipped Segel: "I kept whipping it out, but they wouldn't put it in." Also at the Soho Grand after-party thrown by Details were co-stars Paul Rudd and Rashida Jones, plus Edward Norton, Parker Posey, Bee Shaffer and Eric and Kimberly Villency. [NY Post]

Ladies, don't despair about the deleted scenes featuring Segel's schlong-- he was kidding. Of course, he was full frontal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, in photos widely available on the internet. Click here for those links and make sure your safe search is off.

What do our readers think? Jason Segel-- hot or not?

 

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Comments

Amber said:

Hot, most definitely. And very funny, which adds to the hotness.

March 10, 2009 3:47 PM

Monique said:

I don't think he's sexy at all. Also, he's waaaaay too tall and big. Six foot is my limit. Very few exceptions made.

March 10, 2009 3:52 PM

totalblamblam said:

Totally sexy. I've been into him since F&G. That's funny, Monique. Are you not so tall yourself? I'm 5'11", so his height is the deciding factor for me.

March 10, 2009 6:52 PM

Caro said:

Definitely hot... not so much in "Sarah Marshall" (though his singing is funny) but in "How I Met Your Mother" he is sexy in an adorable sweet-guy way. Though he's more than a foot taller than me, so that's probably not going to work out.

March 10, 2009 11:28 PM

utteraphony said:

Hot...but in a way that wouldn't make me feel like the less attractive one in the relationship...(James Franco probably has the power to make a large percentage of women feel very insecure.)  Humor is way underrated...so sexy.  The low self esteem thing isn't so sexy though...only thing not working for him (on screen).  I'm sure he doesn't lack confidence in "real life."

March 11, 2009 12:27 AM

venusinfurrrs said:

Ultra hot. No questions asked. Tall? Funny? WAS ONCE ON FREAKS AND GEEKS? Seriously, that list is unbeatable.

March 11, 2009 12:54 AM

Suzanne said:

He's good looking, but Seth Rogen totally wins in the sexiness department.

March 11, 2009 3:04 AM

Allison said:

Without a doubt, HOT.  Can't compare him to James Franco.  Apples and oranges.  Franco's smokin hot, but in a different way.  Segel seems to be my perfect man - wicked smart, funny, and self-deprecating without seeming like a pussy.  And he's tall and plays piano.  Seriously, there is no question that this man is sexy.

March 29, 2009 2:16 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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