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While You Were Sleeping: George W. Bush Is Brilliant

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Howard Stern is understandably upset that the media thinks he's involved in this Anna Nicole Smith debacle.  

We're not thrilled about the cast of the upcoming Beat Generation movie, although at least James Franco is in it.

As of this writing, in the wee hours of the morning Texas time, we're not sure what Natasha Richardson's condition is.

Forced entrepreneurship: the buzzword/phrase of 2009.

While Usher's wife recovers from botched plastic surgery, the singer... parties with strippers.

A pregnant woman, busted for her 7th DWI, went straight to the bar after her hearing.

Joan Rivers talked dildos on the Today Show a few days ago.

Who knew that George W. Bush would become such an eloquent, respectable elder statesman?

We love Judge Judy more and more every day.

 

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Comments

GeeBee said:

It was her EIGHTH DUI. Seven is the number of months pregnant she was when busted. She is some piece of work.

March 18, 2009 12:30 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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