Hey, geeks (or people like us?): it's National Grammar Day. [National Grammar Day]
We were totally pissed we missed this last year and we're actually considering entering this time. It's the third annual Peeps Diorama Contest! [Washington Post]
Barbie got a tramp stamp! [Jossip]
Justin Timberlake and his lady love Jessica Biel will celebrate her birthday with... George Bush? [Us]
Mariska Hargitay has been hospitalized—again!—for a collapsed lung. [Yahoo!]
Evan Rachel Wood topped VenusZine's list of 25 Under 25. Also on the list: Adele, Zoe Kravitz. [VenusZine]
We know Scanner Brian mentioned this in While You Were Sleeping, but it's so good we wanted to make sure you heard it (plus, we have the audio): a woman in Florida called 9-1-1 after a McDonald's employee told her the chain had run out of chicken McNuggets. Apparently, she had already paid and wanted her money back instead of some other food. Is it bad that this woman is sort-of our hero and that we also really want chicken McNuggets right now? [The Inquisitr]