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Shawn Johnson And Her Partner's Johnson Slip

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

We don't watch TV. Period. We download Breaking Bad, watch 30 Rock online, and sneak over to the neighbors when Weeds is airing new episodes. Other than that, there's really no reason to ever turn on the television for anything but DVDs or Nintendo.

But we kind of wish we'd seen this broadcast of Dancing With the Stars because we'd like to think we would have caught it before Deadpsin did...

And the detail that censors missed:

That Johnson (no, the other one) belongs to Marc Ballas (no pun intended), who is suddenly the most famous member (no pun intended) of this pair (really, this is unintentional.) As Deadpsin notes, Shawn is not exactly thrilled with this week's developments-- first, some crazy guy may have tried to kidnap her; then, the above image, which is all anyone wants to talk about from her performance.

Then again, she should have said something to Marc-- doesn't she know what that kind of fabric will do to a guy's Johnson and Ballas?

 

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Comments

bort backlin said:

you rail television but yet you watch tv online. There is no difference fool!

April 2, 2009 12:30 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Oh yes, there is... one has annoying commercials and must be watched at a specific time... the other has one commercial that you can skip and is available at 3am, when we're very drunk and Tracy Morgan appears before us a golden god of comedy...

April 2, 2009 12:37 PM

asiago said:

I don't get it.  What kind of horndog do you have to be to pop a boner during physical activity while on national tv?

April 2, 2009 2:19 PM

thinkywritey said:

Bort, I was going to say something similar. I'm noticing a wave lately of the "I never watch teevee" folks who, in fact, watch hulu or supernovatube or youtube or DVR or all of the above. So I guess they mean they don't watch commercials. Or actually that's not even true. They watch *fewer* commercials. Or different commercials. Whatever, I've always been a little irked by the implied sanctimony of "I don't watch TV." That's like saying "I don't read books." Because, you know, some books aren't very good. In fact, the most popular ones aren't. So I think I just talked myself into it.

April 3, 2009 11:57 AM

asb76 said:

I think railing against television and then watching shows online is silly.

April 3, 2009 6:18 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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