Larry Craig, age four.
Loony Michele Bachman of Loony Minnesota (just kidding, although see above) knows there are exactly 17 socialists in Congress. You know, back in the day, we ran Joe McCarthy out of town with smarter quips than that.
Does your male lover suffer from "post-sex guilt?"
The White House is under attack! By bees.
Ah, yes, another crazy white supremacist with a firearm. Wonders never cease.
Britney Spears had this advice for her audience, generally made up of young girls and their patient mothers: "Don't smoke weed. Rock out with your cocks out. Peace, motherfuckers!"
Controversial (and therefore great) filmmaker Kirby Dick follows up his anti-MPAA movie "This Film Is Not Rated" with a movie that attempts to expose closeted American political figures.
Farrah Fawcett is well enough to leave the hospital.
Just in time for Easter, the Nestle's Chocolate Milk thief has struck again in Congress.
And Sony wants to put its movies on YouTube for free. We'll believe it when we get to the end credits.
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