Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Great news, everybody, swine flu has not affected The Real World: Cancun.
This time, Sean Penn is the one to file for a separation.
A high school marching band member fended off a robber with her baton.
Check out the senior citizen sisters' heroin operation.
A teen prostitute in Sweden claims she was forced to have sex with over 500 men.
Elizabeth Edwards says her husband John should not have run for President a second time, especially after that whole idiotic affair fiasco thing.
A FEMA coloring book features a 9/11 image.
David Blaine is teaching Mia Farrow how to starve herself for publicity.
And Kelly McGillis came out of the closet.
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About Brian Fairbanks
Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.