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May 2008 - Posts

  • Screengrab Underestimates Ladies, Overestimates Christians

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    Uh-oh...a New England Patriots-style cloud of doubt has formed over Screengrab’s ‘til now perfect record of summer box office predictions. While our prognostications were right on the money for Iron Man, Speed Racer and Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (hit, miss, hit, respectively), the $100 million-budgeted Prince Caspian (which seemed like a surefire box office lion thanks to its successful predecessor, kid-friendly CGI and built-in Christian fanbase) will probably wind up in the “disappointment” column by the end of the season, earning less to date than The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe did in a similar period, and unlikely to gain momentum as multiplexes grow ever more crowded with fresh titles in the coming weeks. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Disney CEO Robert Iger blames the goofy fantasy flick’s underperforming box office mojo on competition from other, more successful movies.  Well, duh.

    Meanwhile, our testosterone-addled prediction that nobody still cares about Sex and the City may have been a little...uh...premature. (But it’s not a “problem,” we swear!)

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  • The Screengrab Highlight Reel: May 24-30, 2008

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    By the clock on the wall it looks like it’s Happy Hour, so amble on down to one of the Top 15 Bars of Cinema, order a cold one and play the Screengrab Drinking Game:

    A shot of whiskey for each of the Five Kinds of Twist Endings

    A strawberry daiquiri for Miranda July and a bottle of Night Train for Abel Ferrara

    Margaritas for Summer Lovers and a pouch of powdered scotch for Capricorn One

    A jug o’ moonshine for Rose McGowan in Chains!

    A shoe full of Jagermeister for Jena Malone

    Heartbreak motor oil and Bombay gin for Mad Max

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  • Video of the Day: Rusty's Learning to Listen Part 8

    Posted by Paul Clark

    You Elizabethtown fans out there may have noticed that in my review of the film earlier today that I failed to mention what may be the film’s best scene. This wasn’t an accident- I simply figured, why describe it when I could just as easily show it?

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  • When Good Directors Go Bad?: Elizabethtown (2005, Cameron Crowe)

    Posted by Paul Clark

    Note: For various reasons too boring to get into here, I was unable to secure a playable copy of the DVD for this week’s Reviews by Request in time to write a post. I’ll be running Jason Alley’s requested review of The New Kids next Friday at the regularly scheduled time. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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  • Take Five: HBO

    Posted by Leonard Pierce
    Sex and the City:  The Movie opens everywhere that Cosmopolitans are sold today, and the odds are pretty good that it will make enough money to keep Sarah Jessica Parker in sundresses for the rest of her life.  There is little doubt as to whether or not the movie -- based on the inescapable HBO original series -- will be successful; the real question is whether or not it's going to be any good.  One thing is for sure:  it will at least make more money than the other films that have been made out of HBO's original television programming.  They're a pretty dismal set of money-losers and critic-displeasers, ranging from the not good (Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny) to the very bad (the Mr. Show movie, Run Ronnie Run) to the completely awful (the Tales from the Crypt spin-off Bordello of Blood).  If the long-rumored Deadwood movie ever gets made, or if the Sopranos movie doesn't turn out to be a disappointment, this may change things, but in the meantime, HBO's television shows have yet to produce a movie worth watching.  Less known, however, is that HBO has a production arm that has put out a number of worthwhile films, many of which had theatrical releases prior to their run  on the pay cable network; some of them, in fact, were released exclusively for theatrical release through HBO Films or their sister company, Picturehouse FIlms.  With their overseeing company, New Line Cinema, dead, the future of HBO Films is uncertain, but given the quality of their past releases, they're sure to find a new home somewhere with parent company Time/Warner.  Here's five fine films that were released under the HBO Film distribution banner.

    AMERICAN SPLENDOR (2003)

    The first, and arguably the best, of a rash of terrific film releases by HBO Films in the mid-2000s, Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini's inventive (and sometimes elusive) documentary about underground comics writer Harvey Pekar stands alongside the remarkable Crumb as a compelling, if sometimes troubling, look at an American original.  The comparison is by no means coincidental:  legendary cartoonist Robert Crumb is a longtime friend of Pekar's, and the man he first recruited to illustrate his stories of the struggles, victories, humiliations and triumphs of everyday life.  If it's a little disengenuous to claim that Pekar is the indestructably normal person he claims to be (and it is -- normal people, after all, do not compulsively and sometimes brilliantly catalog the minutia of their lives in autobiographical comics), there's nothing at all phony about Pekar, his everyday heroism, the skewed attitude and refusal to surrender to the diificultues of an ordinary life, or his irascible and cynical -- if never openly cruel -- sense of humor.

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  • Turned Stick-Up Kid, But Look What You Done Did

    Posted by Leonard Pierce

    The fifth and final season of The Wire, considered in some quarters to be the best show in television history, has wrapped up, and with an August release set for the DVD box set, it's ready to take what we're guessing will be a lofty place in the annals of TV drama.  One of the great strengths of the show was its dynamite ensemble cast -- there wasn't a bad actor on the show, and it was a character actor's dream.  Very few of the urban drama's regulars were established name actors; Frankie Faison, who played the politically adept police commissioner Ervin Burrell, was probably the best-known face to moviegoers from his appearances in the Hannibal Lecter films.  And although the series gave a lot of otherwise unknown talents a chance to shine, a lot of fans wondered if their success on The Wire would translate to roles elsewhere.

    As New York magazine's Vulture blog reports, after a few rough patches, at least a few Wire alums are going on to prominent roles outside the confines of HBO:  Amy Ryan, after an Oscar-nominated role in Gone Baby Gone, is now a series regular on The Office; Lance Reddick is appearing in Lost and on the big screen in Fringe; Jamie Hector will have a recurring role on Heroes next season; Gbenga Akinnagbe appears in the remake of The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3; Idris Elba (who was so compelling as the drug kingpin Stringer Bell) will be in both Rocknrolla and The Unborn; Tristan Wilds, who was fantastic as corner kid turned stick-up boy Michael Lee, will be in (of all things) the upcoming Beverly Hills 90210 TV series; series star Dominic West will be in the sequel to The Punisher; and Michael K. Williams, arguably The Wire's most charismatic actor as the thuglife Robin Hood named Omar, will be appearing in high-profile roles in Spike Lee's WWII epic Miracle at St. Anna and the eagerly anticipated big-screen adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's The Road.

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  • Trailer Review: Stuck

    Posted by Paul Clark

    This movie's awesome. Its trailer? Not so much.

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  • In Other Blogs: They Shoot Bloggers, Don’t They?

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    Along with movie fans everywhere, film bloggers bid farewell to Sydney Pollack this week. Bright Lights After Dark sums up the prevailing sentiment in the title of this post: Good Director, Great Actor. “One of the best, certainly one of the most unusual, episodes of the half-hour anthology series, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, was 1960's 'The Contest for Aaron Gold.' Directed by Norman Lloyd and based on a story by Philip Roth, it’s about a camp counselor, a teacher of ceramics, who observes a special talent in Aaron (Barry Gordon), one of the boys he is instructing in arts and crafts. While the other boys are using their clay to make crude snakes and pots, Aaron is making a finely detailed sculpture of a knight. But there’s a problem. The sculpture is missing an arm, and for some reason, Aaron refuses to complete it. The night before the boys’ parents are due to arrive, the counselor decides to complete the sculpture himself – with unexpected results. I recall this episode today, among other reasons, because of the extraordinary natural performance by the actor who played the camp counselor. It was the late Sydney Pollack, and to see him in this role is to wonder why he didn’t have the major acting career of a Hoffman or a De Niro. Instead, of course, Pollack became a director, and - not surprisingly - directing actors was one of his greatest strengths.”

    Arbogast on Film offers a somewhat more pointed appreciation.

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  • Forgotten Films: "Love Is a Dog from Hell" (1987)

    Posted by Phil Nugent

    This week, the Screengrab is honoring "the 15 Top Bars of Cinema", which provides us with a handy occasion to remember many filmmakers' favorite literary drunk, Charles Bukowski. Aside from the best-known Bukowksi-based movie, the 1987 Barfly (which Bukowski wrote in tribute to himself), the man has been well-represented on-screen in such films as the 1981 Tales of Ordinary Madness (in which his alter ego--"Charles Serking" he's called this time--is playing by an enthusiastically rutting Ben Gazzara) and the more recent Factotum starring Matt Dillon, as well as the posthumously assembled documentary Bukowski: Born Into This, which is full of footage of the man himself, explaining the world to the camera to kill time while wondering when his good friend Peaches is going to call. Worth tracking down: J. J. Villard's 2003, award-winning animated short Son of Satan, a heart-warming tale of cruel youth based on a Bukowski story. (We're still holding out hope that we might someday get to see the 1977 Supervan, in which Bukowski is said to have a small, uncredited role as "Wet T-Short Contest Water Boy.") The real ringer in the Bukowski filmography is the 1987 Belgian feature Love Is a Dog from Hell, a sensitive three-part story about a man with a romantic spirit who longs to be in love and to be loved but whose inability to meet the real world halfway dooms him to a life of terminal loneliness. It was directed by Dominique Deruddre, who used Bukowksi's story "The Copulating Mermaid of Venice, California" as the basis for a short film and then came up with the other two episodes as lead-ins to the concluding episode so that he could expand it to a feature. It's about how the adult Harry (Josse De Pauw), a ruined drunk in his early thirties, finds one night of bliss with a beautiful woman who can't reject him--a corpse (Florence Beliard) that he and a buddy swipe from the back of a hearse.

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  • Hollywood Labor Watch

    Posted by Leonard Pierce

    Sitting down to watch an extremely protracted season finale of Lost last night reminded us of how extremely vital it is for us to never again allow our entertainment be interrupted by a labor stoppage.  I don't think any of us will ever forget the horrible suffering we all experienced, wondering whether or not G.I. Joe:  The Movie was going to be completed.  With the writer's strike finally resolved after many, many bad late-night monologues, we are now left wondering:  will we have to relive the nightmare this summer with an actor's strike?

    Part of the problem was solved on Wednesday, when AFTRA -- the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists -- signed a tentative contract, good through 2011, that guarantees that their membership will avoid a work stoppage.  As with the writer's strike, the major issue at odds was compensation for 'new media' appearances, mostly internet and other forms of digital media; both permissions and compensation were ironed out in advance of a strike.  This has put significant pressure on the Screen Actor's Guild, the largest actor's union in America, to adopt the same contract. 

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  • Dimwitted Sharon Stone Comment Somehow Considered Big News

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    Okay, look...can we all agree that tragedies are tragic? Yes? And terrible? Okay...we agree: nobody likes tragedies. Especially natural disasters, where there’s nobody to blame (except in the case of tragic government incompetence, but let’s not go there).

    And can we also agree that many celebrities are vacuous and dimwitted? Okay.

    If it please the court, may I further stipulate that dimwitted celebrities (by which I mean dimwits without influential government posts and/or vast congregations of credulous worshippers and/or daily radio shows where they can hammer home the same nonsensical arguments over and over and over again) are likely to say dimwitted things which are, at worst, annoying and insensitive, but not...I repeat NOT...especially newsworthy, in that they don’t actually affect public policy, public opinion, government relief efforts, plate tectonics or anything else?

    No? We don’t agree? I may not stipulate? You’re outraged? Or you don't know what the heck I'm talking about?  Okay, then...watch the following clip of Sharon Stone talking out her ass at Cannes and be grateful we finally have someone to blame for all the recent sorrow in China (and, uh...Tibet?).

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  • Harvey Korman, 1927--2008

    Posted by Phil Nugent

    Harvey Korman has died at UCLA Medical Center, at age 81. He had been recuperating after an abdominal aortic aneurysm four months ago. At six foot four and with easy access to an attitude of sneering, haughty disdain for what was going on around him, he sometimes seemed to be demonstrating the answer to a question that nobody asked: what if John Cleese were American and joined the Shriners to get away from his wife? After a stint in the navy, Korman studied theater in Chicago before going to New York hoping to make it as an actor. He didn't have any luck and, he said later, he finally decided to move to Hollywood so that "at least I'd feel warm and comfortable while I failed." For three years he grabbed whatever work he could get while selling cars and performing other odd jobs to get by, until he became a regular on Danny Kaye's TV series in 1963. That led to plenty of work guesting on other shows, including his iconic voice work as the Great Gazoo on The Flintstones. As a movie actor, he appeared in Lord Love a Duck (1966), The April Fools (1969), Americathon (1979), and Radioland Murders (2004), but found his steadiest employment in films as part of Mel Brooks's stock company. He first worked for Brooks in Blazing Saddles, playing the villainous Hedley Lamarr, then returned in High Anxiety, The History of the World, Part I and Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

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  • Screengrab Pub Crawl: The Top 15 Bars of Cinema (Part Three)

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    “PETER BOYLE’S BAR,” THE FRIENDS OF EDDIE COYLE (1973)



    Peter Boyle's Boston Irish bar in The Friends of Eddie Coyle is a low-key, specialized place, a dimly lit oasis where the community's down-and-out, aging petty criminals, such as Eddie Coyle (Robert Mitchum), can seek refuge, wet their whistles, and bitch and moan a little about the cruel hand dealt to them by the fates. Mind you, we don't mean to imply anything by referring to it as "Peter Boyle's bar."  Boyle, who definitely works there managing the counter, does slip once in conversation with the federal agent (Richard Jordan) he deals information to and calls it his bar, and Jordan has to correct him: "You mean you work for a man who has a liquor license, right? You're a convicted felon." "Like I said," replies Boyle without missing a beat, "I work for a man who has a liquor license. I forget sometimes." Boyle must have some wicked student loans to pay off, because even with the gig at the bar and whatever he gets from Jordan, he still has to hold down a second job as a hit man. When Boyle sells out Alex Rocco and his crew of bank robbers to Jordan and the big boys think that Mitchum might have been the rat, Boyle ties everything up neat as a pin by agreeing to whack Mitchum for his treachery, and even makes sure the job will be easy to perform by plying Mitchum with free booze until he's practically ready to be poured into his coffin. Somehow we feel certain that the man who has the liquor license will understand.

    And what goes together better than booze and violence, you may ask? Why, milk and ultra-violence, as we jet overseas for a little in-out, in-out with the gang at the...

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  • Screengrab Pub Crawl: The Top 15 Bars of Cinema (Part 2)

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    BOB’S COUNTRY BUNKER, THE BLUES BROTHERS (1980)



    I’m not exactly sure where Bob’s Country Bunker is supposed to be. I lived in Chicago for 15 years, and there’s no place in the city even remotely that rowdy – not even on the South Side. The closest we got was the Hideout, and even they managed to keep the boisterous crowd placated without the aid of chicken wire. But if I’d ever managed to find Bob’s Country Bunker, I would have spent every night there, especially if it meant getting to see the Good Ol’ Blues Brothers Boys Band play dubiously down-home versions of “Rawhide” and “Stand By Your Man”. Bob’s Country Bunker may not have been the best place to play – their willingness to cut off the power of anyone without enough Hank Williams songs in their repertoire and their stingy no-comped-drinks-for-the-band policy can’t have made them many friends – but the mood was infectious, the waitstaff was brave even in the face of hundreds of pounds of flying broken glass, and the atmosphere was just perfect, all Nudie suits and unironic trucker hats. Plus, they had both kinds of music – country and western!

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  • Screengrab Pub Crawl: The Top 15 Bars of Cinema (Part One)

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    Back in my misspent Hollywood days, my friends and I used to enjoy the occasional round of “bar golf” through the dives and strip clubs of Hollywood Boulevard. The rules were simple: a “par one” bar meant we’d have one drink and move on, “par two” meant two drinks, etc., and the goal was to drink in at least nine separate bars by the end of the night. We’d usually “tee off” in the lobby of the Roosevelt Hotel, followed by pitchers of cheap beer in the “par two” Power House on Highland, and somehow the night always seemed to wind up with fire-breathing transvestite strippers at Jumbo’s Clown Room.

    And so now, in honor of the recent Memorial Day kickoff to the official Summer Drinking Season, we here at The Screengrab invite you to join us on another pub crawl, though the Top 15 watering holes of cinema...so brace yourself with a nice starchy meal, grab your smokes and aspirin, and join us as we tee off at our first bar of the evening...

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  • Unwatchable #90: "The Bat People"

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    Our fearless – and quite possibly senseless – movie janitor is watching every movie on the IMDb Bottom 100 list. Join us now for another installment of Unwatchable.

    It’s been quite a journey through the animal kingdom here lately in our Unwatchable series. We’ve met the marsupial werewolves down under in Howling III and the mutant arachnids of Horrors of Spider Island, but nothing can prepare you for the bat people of, er, The Bat People!

    In this 1974 tale o’ terror, Dr. John Beck is a bat specialist with a seemingly permanent “Who farted?” expression pasted on his face. His wife Cathy just wants to do a little skiing, but this is a working vacation and there are caves to be toured. She’s reluctant to go along, but once she’s down in the dank underground, the thought hits her: hey, we’ve never done it in a cave before!

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  • Separated at Birth: "After Hours" and Joe Frank's "Lies"

    Posted by Phil Nugent



    Andrew Hearst at the invaluable Panopticist recalls one of the lesser-known Hollywood scandals of the 1980s, the aspiring screenwriter Joseph Minion mining Joe Frank's radio monologue Lies for a script that would become the 1985 Martin Scorsese movie After Hours. Frank, a God in the highly specialized field of contemporary radio drama and performance art, wrote Lies back in 1982, one of eighteen original works he created for NPR Playhouse in the early 1990s. In the opening section of the monologue, which you can listen to at Hearst's site, the hero describes visiting a diner and meeting a woman who seems to flirt with him and mentions that her roommate is a sculptor who's looking to sell some of her work as paperweights. The hero goes home, starts thinking about the woman, calls her and receives an invitation to come over, and takes a cab to her building. In the course of the cab ride, he loses the only money he has on him when the bill goes flying out the window. When he finally arrives, he discovers that the woman's roommate is a sultry type who "sleeps around" and that the two of them live in a space filled with "leaden art droppings." Alone in the bedroom, the hero observes that the woman seems unstable and possibly nuts, and that "she seemed interested and indifferent at the same time;" eventually she tells him that she's still trying to come to term with having been raped. All these details turn up transposed in the first half hour of After Hours, along with other small, strange bits that may have been indirectly influenced by Lies.

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  • Summer of '78: "Capricorn One"

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    Each Thursday this summer we’ll hop in the Screengrab time machine and jump back thirty years to see what was new and exciting at the neighborhood moviehouse this week in…The Summer of ’78!

    Capricorn One

    Release Date: June 2, 1978

    Cast: Elliott Gould, James Brolin, Brenda Vaccaro, Hal Holbrook, Sam Waterston, Karen Black, Telly Savalas, OJ Simpson

    The Buzz: A conspiracy thriller with a dash of sci-fi intrigue.

    Keywords: NASA, Astronaut, Fraud, Chase, Reporter, Scorpion, Helicopter Crash

    The Plot: Three astronauts (Brolin, Waterston and The Juice) are onboard their spacecraft ready to launch the first manned mission to mars when a NASA suit rushes them out of the capsule and onto a waiting plane. When they arrive in Los Angeles and meet with NASA chief James Kelloway (Holbrook), they learn that the ship’s cheaply made life support system was deemed unsafe, and that their ship has left for Mars without them. Appealing to their patriotism – and when that fails, not-so-subtly threatening the lives of their families – Kelloway coerces them into participating in a hoax. The Mars landing is faked on a Hollywood soundstage, as is their return to Earth. (You can imagine how this would be a scandal on par with Milli Vanilli lip-synching on the Grammies.)

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  • Jena Malone's Musical Career: Her Shoe Was Made for Warbling

    Posted by Phil Nugent

    Apparently, every young actress in the business wishes she'd become a musician when she was making those all-important career decisions when she was thirteen. Some content themselves with a few weeks in the recording studio with top indie talent and the Tom Waits songbook, but Jena Malone has other ideas. The 23-year-old Malone, who made her acting debut at twelve in 1996's Bastard Out of Carolina and has since appeared in Donnie Darko, Into the Wild, and, most recently, The Ruins, has looking to make her mark in the mad-inventor-genius category, making her the Harry Partch of young indie starlets. Malone, who performs with a band called the Shoe, has built what she calls "a one woman instrument". (As opposed to what, exactly? Is she also working on a banjo that takes six women to strum it?) The instrument is also called the Shoe, indicating that Malone is either really devoted to that word or that she prefers to channel her inspiration into areas other then naming things. Pitchfork Media reports that the band the Shoe, which consists of Malone and pianist Lem Jay Ignacio, "recently embarked on a busking tour of sorts around Los Angeles, one which finds them 'only play[ing] on street corners and underpasses and on rooftops and living rooms,' according to Malone." They've also recorded a six-song EP that they've been selling at gigs.

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  • Eddie Murphy Exhumes “Beverly Hill Cop”

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    There must be some sort of misunderstanding. See, the other day I wrote about reviving another '80s action hero in the wake of successful return visits from Rambo and Indiana Jones. But I was talking about Mad Max. Some signals must have gotten crossed because I definitely didn’t mean Beverly Hills Cop.

    Yet here it is in Variety: “On the heels of the successful revival of the Indiana Jones franchise, Paramount has set in motion a fourth installment of Beverly Hills Cop. Eddie Murphy is attached to reprise his role as Detroit detective Axel Foley, and Brett Ratner is negotiating to direct.”

    Whose bright idea was this?

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  • Thursday Morning Poll for May 29, 2008

    Posted by Paul Clark

    In what was the biggest landslide of any Thursday Morning Poll to date, Raiders of the Lost Ark was the runaway favorite among the Indiana Jones movies, as chosen by our faithful Screengrab readers. I could have predicted that, but what I could not have predicted was that 78% of you would go for it. Nor could I have predicted that there would be more non-Indy fans than defenders of Temple of Doom and Crystal Skull, to say nothing of Last Crusade, which garnered no votes whatsoever in the favorites poll.

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  • Summerfest '08: "Summer Lovers"

    Posted by Leonard Pierce

    If beers, rock bands and sausages are all allowed to have summerfests, we here at the Screengrab see no reason why movie blogs shouldn't get to share in the fun.  Our Summerfest series will take a look, every Wednesday for fifteen weeks from May until September, at movies with the word 'summer' in the title and some connection, however tenuous, to everybody's favorite bikini party season.  These movies are by no means essential; most of them aren't even any good.  But they will help you kill a few hours when you're recovering form a margarita hangover.  This week, much as we did last week with A Summer Place, we'll be taking a look at a movie that became a huge hit on the strength of a super-cheesy, inescapable theme song and America not wanting to admit it was seeing the movie because it wanted to see sme pretty young things getting it on.

    Ladies and gentlemen, we present:  1982's Summer Lovers.

     
    THE ACTION:  Peter Gallagher, in the days before he was a leather-skinned, hyper-tanned self-parody, plays a Greco-American schmucko who convinces his hot girlfriend to visit the Greek Isles with him for summer vacation.  His girlfriend is played by a pre-crazy, but unfortunately not pre-bad-actress, Daryl Hannah, who nails the part of the role where she is required to look hot, but not the part of the role where she is required to play an artsy intellectual photographer.  Eventually she gets on Gallagher's Hooksexups, and he starts carrying on with a juicy little archaeologist, played with world-class ennui by the doomed  Valerie Quennessen, who you may remember from...well, nothing else ever, really.  Daryl stomps off to confront this French tart, and guess what happens?  No, really, guess.  The answer will shock and amaze you.

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  • Rose McGowan in Chains!

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    As a certified member of the film blogosphere living in Austin, Texas, I get a text alert every time Robert Rodriguez sneezes or Richard Linklater stubs his toe. It could be worse – if I wrote for the Austin Chronicle I’d be obliged to give those sneezes and toe-stubs four stars each. I am, however, required by law to pass on the following tidbits concerning Austin’s favorite sons.

    Next week the Paramount Theater in connection with the Austin Film Society will present the world premiere of Linklater’s latest, the documentary Inning by Inning: A Portrait of a Coach. It’s “an intimate look inside the world of University of Texas baseball coach Augie Garrido, the winningest coach in NCAA Division I history in any sport… The film profiles this remarkable coach's career and unique approach to teaching the game with unprecedented access to his team meetings, practices, and conversations with players during games.” Surely only the director of the Bad News Bears remake would attempt to interview players while they’re trying to complete a double-play. The premiere is June 3rd (details are here), but if you miss it, don’t fret; the doc was commissioned by ESPN and will no doubt air on the network sooner than later.

    Now onto somewhat sexier news.

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  • Screengrab Movie Vacations #3: Devil's Tower, Wyoming

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    Six hours west of Sioux Falls and six and a half hours north of Denver, Devil’s Tower, Wyoming isn’t particularly close to anything except surrounding towns like Spearfish, Spotted Horse and Fruitdale...and that’s why the aliens love it. In Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Richard Dreyfus becomes obsessed with the astonishing “monolithic igneous intrusion,” sculpting an image of the geological curiosity in mashed potato long before he knows that it’s an actual place he can visit...

    ...but there’s no reason YOU should miss out on this lovely UFO-watching spot, which offers camping and picnic facilities between April 25 through October 27 (weather permitting).

    According to the National Park Service website (and I’m paraphrasing here), the best time to see naked boobies in the park is...

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  • Movie Magic: Making Pittsburgh Ugly Enough for Cormac McCarthy's "The Road"

    Posted by Phil Nugent

    Charles McGrath drops in on the set of The Road, based on Cormac McCarthy's post-apocalyptic novel and directed by the Australian John Hillcoat, who seems to have a thing for arid nightmare landscapes and writers with a Biblical tinge to their prose. (His previous film was the outback period Western The Proposition, from an original script by Nick Cave. In the novel, McGrath notes, "because of some unexplained catastrophe...the sky is gray, the rivers are black, and color is just a memory. The landscape is covered in ash, with soot falling perpetually from the air. The cities are blasted and abandoned. The roads are littered with corpses either charred or melted, their dreams, Mr. McCarthy writes, 'ensepulchred within their crozzled hearts.'” In order to get the right atmosphere for such a tale, the film crew has been shooting in Pittsburgh--best known to film historians as the launching pad for George A. Romero's zombie chronicles--New Orleans, and Mount St. Helens. But even there, sometimes things just look too good for the end of the world. When McGrath arrived to observe the filming, "The sky was blue, the sun so bright that crew members were smearing on sunscreen. A breeze was carrying away the fog pumping feebly from a smoke machine. Even worse, green grass was sprouting everywhere, and there were buds on the trees." "Today is a bad day," lamented special effects director Mark Forker.

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  • Video of the Day: Marvel -- The Crummy Years

    Posted by Leonard Pierce

    We're not too cool to admit it:  what with all the Marvel Films pictures coming out, and the Iron Man movie being so universally well-recieved, and the movie franchise taking a smart, fan-friendly approach to continuity and all, we here at the Screengrab are actually starting to get a bit nostalgic for the days when comic book adaptations really, really sucked.

    Not that they don't suck now, at least on occasion.  It's just that now, when a superhero movie sucks, it sucks in a big, expensive, ambitious, spectacular way.  Back in the day, they sucked because they were made by hacks who spent about eight dollars on the whole production and farmed out most of the work to their nephew who used to work in a group home.  Don't believe us?  Take this, Robert Downey Jr., you smarmy sophisticated so-and-so:

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  • Trailer Review: Eagle Eye

    Posted by Paul Clark

    I’m not sure why this movie wasn’t on my radar before, but I’ve gotta say- this trailer is pretty kind of cool.

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  • At Least I'll Get My Washing Done: Vikash Dhorasoo's "Substitute"

    Posted by Leonard Pierce

    Leave it to the French to make the most existential sports film of all time.  It's a pity that soccer (or, as it's known everywhere else in the universe, football) isn't particularly popular in the United States, because that means not a lot of people in America will get a chance to see Vikash Dhorasoo's Substitute, one of the most compelling -- and angst-ridden -- sports movies ever made.  For a film that it would be a compliment to call 'amateurish' -- Dhorasoo was given a Super-8 camera only weeks before he started filming the movie, and some of its lighter moments come early in the film when he can't seem to quite get the hang of how it works -- it's an extremely fascinating one, probably one of the most interesting sports documentaries ever made.  Thrown together as a sort of lark-cum-confessional by its director, it shows a keen insight into the competitive psychology, provides a depressing but sympathetic look at how dull and desperate life can be for professional athletes who aren't lucky enough to be in the upper eschelons -- and does this on basically no budget, putting the glory-whoring pretentions of ESPN and the like to shame.

    Most Americans, if they remember the 2006 World Cup at all, remember it for France's spectacular meltdown:  Zinedine Zidane, hero of France's previous Cup victory, became frustrated and enraged in the finals against Italy, headbutting a defender and contributing to his team's loss on penalties.  But his frustration was nothing compared to that of his teammate Vikash Dhorasoo:  raised in a working-class suburban tenement from which he escaped through willpower and his skill at soccer, he fought long and hard to become the best he could, and when he was selected as part of the French National Team, he dreamed of becoming the first player of South Asian descent to become a star in the world's biggest sporting event.  It was for this reason that his friend, French filmmaker Fred Poulet, gifted him with a camera:  to record his dream coming true.  But it was not to be:  Dhorasoo, not the best player on the team but still a footballer of great skill, was never given much of a chance to succeed on the team.  When the team was doing well, he wasn't needed, and when they weren't they couldn't risk putting him in.  His coach used him only as a substitute and wouldn't give him a reason why, and during the entire World Cup, he played only eight minutes in two matches.  His teammates won't talk to him for fear of breaking the French team's notorious code of locker room silence; he can't use any official footage of the games because of copyright restrictions; he can't communicate with the German family that hosts him during the game; and, worst of all, as he laments, "I'm a footballer, and I'm not playing football."

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  • New Front Opens in Sheen-Richards Divorce Wars

    Posted by Phil Nugent

    Sometimes a dead weight fixture of the celebrity culture turns a corner and reveals unsuspected talents that are very different from those that are most useful in the area where he or she has been flaunting his or her inadequacy all these years. George Hamilton and Leslie Nielson become self-parodying comedians; Ben Affleck, to the shock of one and all, reveals that God and nature meant for him to be a director. Now Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, both of whom once burned brightly as a mouthpiece alter ego for Oliver Stone and a walking pin-up in Wild Things respectively, before sliding very far very fast, have found their niche. Neither is going to be winning any Oscars or mistaken for a rocket scientist any time soon, but it turns out that they were put on this Earth to star in one of the splashiest public divorces since the golden days of Joan Collins and Peter Holm. ABC News and Sheila Markikar provide a handy timeline of the ongoing breakdown in the Sheen-Richards peace negotiations, which took a rocky turn this week with the premiere of Richards's new reality show on E!, It's Complicated.

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  • The Rep Report (May 28--June 8)

    Posted by Phil Nugent

    NEW YORK: Sundance Institute at BAM (May 29--June 8) gives audiences at the Brooklyn Academy of Music the chance to see what all the fuss was about at this year's Sundance Film Festival, with screenings of 22 features--including American Teen, Ballast, and Alex Gibney's new documentary Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson-- and 36 short films that fared well in the thin air of Aspen. Also: performances of music by Sundance-sponsored composers, by the time-tested Canadian heavy metal band Anvil (stars of their own documentary feature), monologuist Josh Kornbluth, and work sponsored by the Institute's New Frontier program, which is dedicated to celebrating "the convergence of film and art as a hotbed for new ideas and experimentation."

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