Hey, longtime Screengrab fans, you remember our ol’ pal John Constantine, don’t you? He used to make you all angry with his posts theorizing that Diablo Cody is actually Kevin Smith before he took off to the warmer climes of 61 Frames Per Second. Well, John has been begging and pleading and scraping and bowing and really just debasing himself in all sorts of pathetic ways in hopes that we’d link to an interview he did with Neil Gaiman over at The Daily Beast, and we simply can’t take it anymore. Gaiman, as you may know, is the author of the young adult novel Coraline, the movie version of which opens Friday. I have seen it and it’s a creepy good time, if you like that sort of thing. John talks to Gaiman about the movie and how it “lacks people being eaten by vaginas,” as well as his previous fantasy film Mirrormask and his hopes to adapt his own comic book miniseries Death: The High Cost of Living for the screen.

There is also some talk of blowjobs. You can read the full interview here. There – hope you’re happy, John!