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Mike, 25

What's the best reason to date a World of Warcraft player?

Their incredible attention to detail. Since a World of Warcraft player has to do dozens of quests, has to know the roles of ten to twenty-five other players in battle, and be completely prepared for every raid, it's rare that a World of Warcraft player will forget a birthday, anniversary, first date, hair appointment, etc.

What has World of Warcraft taught you about dating?mike

The value of compromise, in game and out. In game you learn that sometimes you need to put the priorities of others above yourself, like if you're raiding and another healer needs a new piece of equipment that would only be a small upgrade for you. Out of game, you need to work with your significant other so that you have time to raid and also to spend time with them.

What's the best way to ask a fellow player out in real life, without coming off weird?

I've always felt the best way to ask someone out, in game or not, is to try and keep it casual. "Asking milady for her company" is always going to be awkward. If you've gotten friendly with someone in game, it should be easy to suggest meeting up in the real world — like meeting up for a night of Mario Kart, since you already know you both enjoy gaming.

I peeked at my boyfriend's phone when he wasn't looking, and saw that he still gets a lot of texts from his ex, even though he promised me they never keep in touch. How should I address this situation?mikeavatar

I feel like this depends on what the text situation is. If they're getting all hot and heavy over the texts, then you should speak up. On the other hand, if it's just his ex being clingy and he's not responding, then you should let it slide. Sometimes a guy would rather avoid the issue then explain to you every time his phone buzzes.

There are tons of crazy photos of my girlfriend on Facebook of her from her college days, and it makes me really uncomfortable to see all those pictures out there. It sounds possessive, but I don't want them on the internet anymore. How do I deal with this?

This is something you can totally bring up to her. She may even have forgotten that some of those pictures are still hanging around and would want to get rid of them herself. Just want to warn her that more and more employers are looking at prospective hires' Facebook pages. Nobody wants to lose out on a job because of some drunken college pictures.

It's rare when a guy can make me come, but my vibrator has always done the job. Is it offensive to bring it out when I'm with a guy, assuming that he won't be able get me off?

A lot of guys get turned on when a woman takes control in the bedroom. By telling a guy exactly what he has to do to get you off, even if that includes using your vibrator, you can make it more exciting for him. If you're in a relationship, then you can bring it up like, "Hey, why don't we try something a little different this time?" When he sees how much you enjoy it, it'll be a lot easier for him to handle.

Comments ( 31 )

No one cares what attractive WoW players have to say about sex.

Kyle commented on Jan 29 10 at 2:30 am

Brooke is wise beyond her year. I wish she was milady.

daniel commented on Jan 29 10 at 3:25 am

According to Brooke:"people who spend a lot of time in front of the computer tend to have excellent imaginations — the brain is our most powerful sexual organ" and also tend to have saggy fat asses and lack of the vigor required to fuck like imagination dictates.

vladimir commented on Jan 29 10 at 6:54 am

Come on, everyone knows WoW players are not having sex ;P

FT commented on Jan 29 10 at 9:55 am

i think Mike is hot! Loved this.

hib commented on Jan 29 10 at 10:20 am

"Come on, everyone knows WoW players are not having sex ;P" Correct. They are having /sex.

luke commented on Jan 29 10 at 11:45 am

I myself sometimes struggle to make ends meet and wonder if I have to re-locate, and how that will affect my own relationship. Its good to read some advice from a few peers and see that there are options that won't put too much strain on our relationships.

Winnie commented on Jan 29 10 at 12:03 pm

Janelle is quite the cutie! She has a fiance? Bummer.

Matthew commented on Jan 29 10 at 2:28 pm

I LAIK

kamaljayarthne commented on Jan 29 10 at 2:52 pm

This article is bullshit and hooksexup.com paid ringers to fake it. I work in the video game industry and all the WoW players who fired up the game on their terminals during their lunch breaks, even the ones who go home to their WoW wives, are not people I'd trust with advice on my sex life.

Joe commented on Jan 30 10 at 9:44 am

Totally true about how someone's deep-seated vices come out during play. I dated a WoW player who had like 15 levels on me. Wouldn't even throw me a scrap to help out. He'd also buy high end electronics and charge the bills to his dad's company for himself (mice, joysticks, monitors, HDs) and would "forget" to get me anything.

Яблоко commented on Jan 30 10 at 11:28 am

I play WoW with my husband regularly. Not only is our sex life exciting, but I have lots of interesting and successful sex advice. Let's not pigeonhole WoW players. In fact, I'm a RL black female who WoWs 30+ hours a week. If hooksexup.com can ask barbers and hairdressers, they can ask WoW players.

thegoodfairy commented on Jan 30 10 at 1:28 pm

@Joe

I can assure you I didn't get paid ;)

Janelle commented on Jan 30 10 at 1:57 pm

The guy who's worried about it being too soon might be worried because of the idea that there's a timeline when such things ought to be done and if one does not adhere to it something is wrong. I think this is an unfortunate state of affairs because all people and all relationships are different.

Keith Whitener commented on Jan 30 10 at 2:59 pm

Interesting and Hot

Aiden commented on Jan 31 10 at 2:33 am

Hahhah having /sex that's great
I read this just because I play WoW and honestly I liked it, and yes, my dear babies we all have sex

Ara commented on Feb 05 10 at 1:45 am

anyone else notice things starting to repeat after the second page?

Bob commented on Feb 05 10 at 7:16 pm

@Joe
Just because you don't get any doesn't make it ok to hate on WoW players

Lions Say Roar commented on Feb 05 10 at 7:23 pm

I play WoW and dated 2 other WoW players...we had sex all the damn time and couldn't keep our hands off each other. There are also a lot of couples that play together.

Trust me there's nothing hotter than fitting in that quickie before raid time! >:)

Ms J commented on Feb 08 10 at 11:45 am

I came here looking for Chinese wow gold and this is what I find? Look I need 100,000 gold delivered to Malfurion server by tonight at 16:00 PST for a Raid, if you can sell for $9.00 or less per 1k, hit me up.

Zhango commented on Feb 08 10 at 6:26 pm

I agree with artcle .... dreamsky has best gold deal for buyers/sellers. You give girlfriend big gold you get best love. We offer 24 hr service, trade in game or use of auction system, garrantteed service 110%!

Xiu Chu commented on Feb 08 10 at 6:29 pm

If your too busy making love, practicing love, talking or chatting about love advice then how are you gonna win season 9 PVP gear?

Fast answer: You can't because you will never be leet. Ever period.

Go ahead and type /loveadvice, but in WG I will own you with my one shot fireball, I crit at at 85% at 9.9k dmg with no buffs. Divorced wife, gave away dog. Sometimes you have to sacrifice what you love for power.

l33tskills commented on Feb 08 10 at 6:36 pm

WTF Mike, a WoW player can't forget someone's birthday. I've seen a guy show up to raid who forgot it was his OWN birthday until someone pointed it out.

Odin commented on Feb 10 10 at 7:01 pm

"Sometimes you have to sacrifice what you love for power."

I agree completely. Who needs love and sex, when those things fade? Power is eternal.

Zam commented on Feb 10 10 at 10:04 pm

And that Mike dude is hot. Give me a smart dude with a beard any day.

Zam commented on Feb 10 10 at 10:05 pm

...I think my two comments just contradicted each other... except my first comment was completely sarcastic.

Zam commented on Feb 10 10 at 10:05 pm

This geeky gamer gal loves geek meat... especially WoW geeks... it is so much easier to be comfortable with a geek than with a non-geek. The inhibitions just leave the room. My geek doesn't buy me flowers, he buys me dice and magic cards :D and the sex is phenomenal.

ronnithepooh commented on Feb 12 10 at 2:24 am

Sex Advice From World of Warcraft Players

HAHAHA

commented on Feb 13 10 at 8:44 pm

Stuppid article.. everyone has sex so also wow players.. whats so special about them having sex? wow offers various exciting new positions? :D

Patrick commented on Mar 21 10 at 1:29 pm

wow realy SEX!

DD commented on Mar 25 10 at 4:05 pm

I MEAN WHY SEX OH KISSING

DD commented on Mar 25 10 at 4:06 pm

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