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Ben, 22

How can you use your sleeve tattoo to pick up someone?
You don't use it; it just happens. Word of advice: cover up your sleeve before walking into a Walmart.

I obsess over the "right" time to call someone after a date. How can I stop myself from worrying about it?
There's nothing more unappealing than someone who seems desperate and needy. If you can't wait a week, or even a few days, you might want to rethink what you do in your free time.

What's the best way to pick up someone with a sleeve tattoo?
Open with a line like, "Hey, where'd you get your ink done?" You'd be suprised how long you can talk about that.

What kind of tattoo would make you sleep with someone, and what kind of tattoo would make you run away?
Colorful and detailed tattoos are always cool. And if you're one those people with tribal ink all over you...well, I hear tattoo removal is relatively cheap these days.

My boyfriend has been asking me to get his name tattooed on my body forever. Is it romantic or does he need to grow up?
People who ruin their body with the name of their boyfriend/girlfriend bring tears to my eyes. Unless you're married, though the statistic still stands that 50% of American marriages end in divorce.

My boyfriend just moved 200 miles away for six months. We agreed we could hook up with other people during that time, but how do I make sure guys understand my situation?
If you're hooking up with other people, then you're clearly not in a relationship. That's like saying, "Hey, let's get married so I can cheat on you." What's the point?

The idea of videotaping has just come up with my boyfriend, and I'll admit I'm turned on. Is it a good idea, or should I be afraid of it ending up on the internet?
Of course there's always some risk of becoming the internet's next Paris Hilton, but what's the point of living if you're not going to take any risks?

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Comments ( 16 )

The first answer is the quote of a lifetime: "If you're using tattoos to pick up women, you got tattooed for all the wrong reasons. "

Dan commented on May 21 10 at 10:07 am

Awesome

Steve commented on May 21 10 at 10:54 am

Tatts are sexy... But I don't think they help you pick up women. A large penis will help

John commented on May 21 10 at 12:11 pm

What do you think?

John commented on May 21 10 at 12:11 pm

I really enjoyed this article...but the last guy is kind of scary, and looks pretty coked out.

Laura commented on May 21 10 at 9:51 pm

tats = hot

pat commented on May 21 10 at 11:05 pm

Some of the sanest, most down-to-earth advice yet and from flaky-looking people. Proof again that one should not judge a book by its cover.

notfromaroundhere commented on May 22 10 at 5:38 am

"Word of advice: cover up your sleeve before walking into a Walmart"- Ben, 22

So true!

lr commented on May 22 10 at 12:31 pm

Woah, yes. Good advice, but as a fellow Ben, I must say, that dude looks totally crazy.

benjams commented on May 24 10 at 8:17 am

Don't be judgemental. Ben isn't coked out. He's on meth.

schmoo commented on May 24 10 at 9:31 am

3 hours? who gets a sleeve done in 3 hours

stupid commented on May 25 10 at 12:27 am

"WHEN I TAUGHT PRESCHOOL"...If I have kids, I want their preschool teacher to be the kind of chick that would get a sleeve tattoo (no sarcasm, that would be baller).

AM commented on May 25 10 at 9:09 pm

Now we need "tattoo advice from people with sex sleeves"

Gady LaLa commented on May 26 10 at 1:05 pm

What do you think?

sex commented on May 27 10 at 4:36 am

What do you think?

sex commented on May 27 10 at 4:36 am

I would have thought that dating tips for people with sleeve tattoos would be "Don't."

Squaresville commented on May 27 10 at 10:09 am

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