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Any interest in auditioning for Puppetry of the Penis? We know a few Scanner bloggers who would attend your opening night performance...

In a stunning upset, Rascal Flatts topped Miley Cyrus on this week's Billboard album charts.

Why was a 25-year-old woman having sex with an 83-year-old man in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart? Nevermind, we'd rather not find out.

Believe it or not, there is a code of conduct for the crazy Mexican drug lords doing all that shooting. 

Larry David on Woody Allen, and Woody Allen on Larry David makes for interesting reading for film buffs.

We hope Megan Fox wakes up one day soon and realizes this Brian Austin Greene character is about as cool as New Kids on the Block.

That Bruce Springsteen affair story just won't die.

Barack Obama got naked in Boston-- in a way.

And baby makes seven... not counting its parents, of course: Angelina Jolie is apparently ten weeks pregnant, according to unconfirmed reports.

 

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Comments ( 3 )

If she is then congrats to her and Brad. Real happy for them.

Anonymous commented on Apr 15 09 at 10:07 pm

I hate to be unkind (no I don't) but the 25 yr old woman is so plug ugly she must have worked her way all the way up through the age groups to the 83 yr old guy in order to get laid at all. By the looks of him, it may have been his first time.

Boy I'm snarky today. Better get back on the meds I think.

Anonymous commented on Apr 16 09 at 9:00 pm

@ Geebee - yes please. Poor girl has drug issues and is selling her sexuality for pittances to support the habit. How good would you look with a drug habit and making a living sucking off gross old men in the parking lot of Wal-Mart? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Anonymous commented on Apr 17 09 at 11:56 pm

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