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Wash your hands...or else this child will touch you with his boogery, paint-covered fingers. Or you'll get a cold. Or we'll have to amputate. Or...or...you'll get swine flu!

[$10, Supermarket]

Just sayin'.

This bacon flu soap is supposed to remind you of the importance of washing your hands to prevent the spread of germs.

Srsly.

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