1) Is this expert report available online anywhere? (if so, where?) - thanks. Sounds like it's amusing reading.

2) "the guys on the ACLU side ... do this stuff for free" - are you sure? That links to Hooksexup - which may be a <em>trial</em> witness, but are you an <em>expert</em> witness? A general trial witness almost never is paid, an expert witness may be paid quite a bit, per above. Civil-liberties expert witnesses may work for dedication to the cause, but not always.