if anyone wants to know: the tunes that are notated in the 2nd list are: mary had a little lamb, yankee doodle, jingle bells, skip to m'lou, and old macdonald. I'm not sure I get any of the intended jokes in that list, or, maybe, the joke is that old macdonald is unexpected after the more graphic titles... either way, the jokes are not even mildly amusing.

allen commented on Aug 24 10 at 7:57 am

"Thick nest of animal hair trapped between your teeth.".... ew. IDK who they blew but even before I lost my virginity - orally speaking or otherwise - I made sure that junk was tidy.

Corabelle commented on Aug 24 10 at 9:43 am

See, this is a prime example of Hooksexup sucking. WTF did I just read?

Hmm commented on Aug 24 10 at 10:39 pm

This was terribly stupid.

Wow, uhm commented on Aug 25 10 at 12:08 am

Tepid on a good day if that was the best excerpt from the published work....

Davey Mac commented on Aug 25 10 at 6:24 pm

Why the fuck is Hooksexup so fucking obsessed with virginity?

LM commented on Aug 26 10 at 10:51 pm