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Roller derby has been gaining ground for the past few years. And now, with the film release of Drew Barrymore's Whip It, the sport is bound to explode even more in popularity. I mean, what guy isn't turned on by a girl who can kick his ass? And what girl doesn't want to be that girl?

I myself wish I could don a name like Sylvia Crash and be a sexy hell on wheels. Alas, I suck so bad that -- during my college years -- campus security once cruised by me at a super-slow speed as I attempted to learn how to skate just so they could laugh at me.

But there's still hope for you.

[$390, Roller Derby Girl]

Roller Derby Girl has what you need.

Don't forget your helmet.