Luke, 22
What's the deal with the necklace?
There's really no rhyme or reason. I went to a thrift store the other day for the first time ever. I'm a college senior, so it's a little late for me to get into the whole thrift-store game.
Is that correlated to years in college? The thrift-store "game?"
I don't know. I was always, like, traditional. I'd go to regular stores, and I was like, you know what, it's time for me to think outside of the box. Or maybe think inside the box. It's my last year. I want to conform. I want to be liked. I want to be popular. So I went to a thrift store and, lo and behold, I found some jewelry that I liked. And it only cost five dollars. It's not anything special, but once I bought it, it became special.
Does it bring you good luck?
When I wear it, I feel a little more confident. A little more swagger in my step.
Has anything lucky happened to you while you were wearing this necklace?
Um, I haven't gotten lucky because of this. No girl has been like, he has a rabbit's foot, I totally want to have sex with him now. But I feel like people give me more looks. And attractive girls will stop me on the street and interview me about my necklace.
So this is your first real piece of luck, is what you're saying.
Pretty much. I also bought a little skull necklace at a Mexican folk store. I bought it on the Day of the Dead, so I wear that sometimes.
Do you wear the rabbit foot to sleep?
I take it off. I have a light switch, and I hang it on there. I don't just throw it haphazardly across the room.
You have to treat it well. Any other upkeep?
Yeah, I comb it. Or at night I'll pet it. You can't put it in the wash, you know. How would a rabbit clean its own foot? [Mimes licking it] Like this? I don't know where this has been, actually. What's the equivalent of rabbit AIDS? I've probably got that.
Rabbit AIDS is really serious.
I'm sorry. All you rabbits out there, I'm really sorry I said that.
So what kind of lady styles do you like? What do you find attractive on women?
I like it when women wear rabbit's-foot necklaces. They have to be naked also, just the rabbit's-foot necklace. The main thing is the rabbit's foot. Also Native American. They have to be Native American.
This sounds like an acid trip, or a fever dream.
And velcro shoes. I'm done now.
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Commentarium (12 Comments)
The one thing i don't like too much about men's jewellery is when a really button up kind of guy wears a little beaded necklace or something, it looks so awkward, like a dad trying to 'be cool'. And there's the guys who wear big gaudy expensive watches, which is such a turnoff knowing that someone feels the need to clearly flaunt their money like that. Thankfully the panel there didn't fall into those traps.
My take away here is that men who wear lots of jewelry try really really hard.
Good for them. Most guys don't try hard enough
Rather a guy who tries hard in other aspects than looks. Metrosexuals turn me off big time.
I think my bf would look damn hot in that dagger necklace. Although if he'd worn it on our first date, I might've taken it as a red flag...daggers and drinks? No thanks.
Luke is awesome.
asshole, i think is the word you're looking for.
Luke you're awesome
Jonathan .= SEX
luke seems like he would be so much fun to get baked with.
Scott Disick is not Kourtney Kardashian's husband. They are not married.
Honestly, it's semantics at this point: anyone taking style advice from Kourtney Kardashian's husband probably shouldn't be allowed to procreate or be seen in public.
I liked Scott's suit, he looked quite dapper but I think jewelry-wise Irvin won hands down. I really wanted the dagger/key chain , it looked soooo savage!
Now you say something