Register Now!

Kelly and Tommy


What do you like your boyfriend to wear?
K: I like it when Tommy wears boots and black jeans and a collared shirt with a sweater over it. And a Magnum condom.

What is your favorite thing for your girlfriend to wear?
T: Stockings and garters. I like when you can see through Kelly's tops. Clothes where you can see a little bit of skin. I like when she wears blousey tops. And dresses, any kind of dress. Heels — I love all of her shoes, and her heel collection is extensive.

What do you not like to see her wearing?
T: All black and Ray-Bans. Kidding. Other men's shirts.

Kelly: Shoes: a gift, pants: American Apparel, top: vintage, bag: Hugo Boss
Tommy: Shoes: Nike Airs, socks: from mom, jeans: vintage, sweater: H&M

Commentarium (34 Comments)

May 18 11 - 3:28am
@

is that tommy 'schlong'?

May 18 11 - 4:39am
Dee

Yep. That's definitely some bulge.

May 18 11 - 5:27am
nope

"The way he puts his bows together"? Does this mean something I don't know? Because I'm imagining that big guy clipping bows into his hair...

May 18 11 - 5:29am
nope

Also--you have to be an "ultra-nerd" to know what unzip and unrar mean? What a douche.

May 18 11 - 2:38pm
thinkywritey

Yeah, you know, it's funny, I hear a lot of people use computers these days. Must have read that somewhere.

May 19 11 - 5:55pm
RichardStallman

Yeah unzip has been around for over 20 years. 'bout as geeky as a floppy disk.

May 18 11 - 5:35am
KT.

Debbie's outfit looks so cheap and tacky.

May 18 11 - 3:17pm
GW

Yep. Not very flattering to her either.

May 18 11 - 6:31am
lilhuna

I want to take the last couple home with me.

May 18 11 - 7:55am
girlJ

Seconded!

May 18 11 - 7:55am
girlJ

Heidi, please retire those shorts forever.

Jun 03 11 - 10:29am
Tinky

Heidi, those shorts are super hot. I want go on my knees for that!

May 18 11 - 9:59am
THC

Nice elevator shoes on Tommy.

May 18 11 - 12:05pm
Jinna

Rainbow is one of the best things about outer-borough shopping.

May 18 11 - 2:37pm
Tim

Kelly is Tommy's beard

May 19 11 - 6:29pm
cvr

YES! That is exactly what I thought upon first, second, and third glance.

May 18 11 - 3:28pm
jill

i would way more like to see some long married couples coming up with (or trying to come up with?) what makes their partner sexy. But maybe it would be super depressing...?

jill
https://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

May 18 11 - 6:42pm
Henry

Tommy is a very poor man's Aronofsky.

May 19 11 - 2:31am
KellyBourdet

No, Henry. Tommy is a poor man's Edward Norton

May 18 11 - 7:48pm
src

Too much American Apparel happening here.

May 18 11 - 9:37pm
AW

wait.. Taras is a guy?!

May 18 11 - 10:02pm
Tim

Next time, could you please go somewhere else besides Williamsburg to do this.

May 19 11 - 12:15am
...

cool story, bro. I think the world retired that joke two years ago.

May 19 11 - 2:00pm
Tim

...ok, no more making fun of thin-skinned Williamsburg hipsters. Got it.

May 19 11 - 4:05pm
FFDOM

Why can't Hooksexup ever interview bankers, attorneys, and not a bunch of hipsters who are trying WAY too hard?

May 19 11 - 10:50pm
renaldo

How many bankers and attorneys are in Hooksexup's demographic? How many NY hipsters? Marketing 101.

May 19 11 - 11:39pm
Dee

WEll, it's hard to say because people often bitch about too many hipsters so presumably, they are not hipsters. I'm definitely a hipster but not from NY. haha.

May 20 11 - 9:24pm
NGA please

Kris and Gretchen = Sid and Nancy

May 21 11 - 5:33pm
hm

This being a Hooksexup feature, I'm slightly surprised there's no gay or lesbian couple included.

May 22 11 - 8:56pm
Gee-A-N-GtoTheStarr

Kelly is fucking hot! Goodgawddamnalmighty!

Jun 03 11 - 7:20pm
AlsoAnon

What a great article. It reminds me why New Yorkers are all douchebags.

Jun 27 11 - 10:12pm
OMalley

Please make Tommy stop. And Taras looks like a girl...

Apr 11 12 - 4:31pm
Charlotte

Something I did not know about myself: I'm an "ultra-nerd".

Now you say something

Incorrect please try again
Enter the words above: Enter the numbers you hear: