Rosario Dawson grabs Paul Rudd's crotch; Paul Rudd grabs Eva Mendes' breast
By Ray RahmanMarch 2nd, 2011, 10:30 amComments (7)So you're tired of hearing about James Franco's Oscar performance and/or Charlie Sheen's life performance? You're in luck — turns out that buried within the weekend's action was this year's Independent Spirit Awards, during which Rosario Dawson grabbed Paul Rudd's crotch with free-spirited abandon.
Here's what Rudd's face looked like during the impromptu molestation:
Don't worry, though — Rudd got him some too. And by "some," I mean "Eva Mendes' right breast."
UPDATE: And now there's video!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is probably all you'll ever know about the 2011 Independent Spirit Awards.
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Commentarium (7 Comments)
It's good to be celery man
Black Swan won best picture. Now you know TWO things.
Given the choice, I would have fondled Rosario's breast, though Eva's are also damned fine.
Paul Rudd is WINNING!
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Now you say something