Gingrich blasts Romney's ability to speak French
By Stefan SirucekJanuary 13th, 2012, 3:30 pmComments (14)
It's come to this. Desperate for a win after poor showings in Iowa and New Hampshire, Newt Gingrich is jabbing at frontrunner Mitt Romney with every weapon that his relentlessly positive campaign can muster. While some of those criticisms, i.e. of Mitt's past as a "corporate raider," are legitimate, others just remind us that it's Silly Season. Enter Newt's new ad.
The ad starts by confirming the awful rumor that Mitt Romney used to live in Massachusetts! So, if you think about it, he's a lot like John Kerry. The ad harps on the liberal Taxachusetts angle, and we're treated to the usual shots of Kerry windsurfing (a real man would motorboat, of course) and Dukakis riding geekily in a tank while some accordion music tweedles in the background. Here, in other words, is a series of liberals who tried and failed to win the Presidency, and by implication Romney falls into that same camp. He's a "Massachusetts moderate," warns the ad in foreboding tones.
But the real nail in the coffin is that, much like Kerry, Mitt Romney can speak French! Sacre bleu! Never mind that the French are our longtime allies and saved our asses back in RW1 (Revolutionary War I); as every hot-blooded conservative knows, speaking French is like wearing a tutu at a football game. Did you know that French has no word for "fight" and twelve words for "breakfast cheese?" Don't look that up. Of course the daffy "attack" is especially rich coming from a man who spends so much time reminding the public of his own intellectual girth. Now Gingrich, the former college professor and historian, is trying to make knowledge a wedge issue. It should be noted that Newt himself has been spotted speaking some terrible Spanish. But see, in the conservative logic vortex, it's okay to speak a foreign language! Just as long as you speak it badly, and as long as it's not French.
Commentarium (14 Comments)
"Paid for by Newt 2012" is such an absurd thing to see, anywhere.
Why is that, Haboob?
I haven't read it myself, but Robert Paul Wolff has this to say about Gingrich's doctoral dissertation.
"Although the dissertation is written entirely in English, the footnotes give evidence that Gingrich had a quite adequate command of written French."
https://robertpaulwolff.blogspot.com/2011/11/newt-gingrichs-doctoral-diss...
Perhaps just being able to read French isn't enough to make you a surrender monkey?
Newt really is going for the ignoramus and cretin vote, isn't he? When is this alleged "thinker" and "intellectual" of the GOP going to start behaving like one?
Don't even get him started about Huntsman speaking Chinese.
He didn't pronounce "je" (French for "I") correctly in that video clip ...
Yeah his pronunciation sounded a little stiff to me too but I'm not really qualified to judge. I know he lived there for two years as a missionary so I'd hope he's fluent or at least conversant, but who knows. Apparently he lived in some pretty nice digs too - > https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/us-election/8959440/US-electio...
His "je" was fine, really. Not everybody French-speaking American can speak as fluently as Jodie Foster.
Close enough for government work!
Oui, c'etait bien - pas de probleme, Marie.
Someone needs to shove a french breadstick in Newt's pie-hole.
Or as Romney would say, a "baguette."
Actually, there are french words for "fight". There's about six of them, each one pertaining to a different context. For instance, "combattre" is to fight fire, "se battre contre" is to fight against a person, and, oh. If you're looking for a noun, not a verb, the word is "le combat" (literally) or "la lutte" (meaning struggle). If you don't believe me, use a dictionary: https://www.wordreference.com/enfr/fight
I don't mind political bashing of the republicans, just make sure the facts are right.
heehee, I think you missed the point of "Don't look that up". But good googling!
Now you say something