Watch: Republican Alan Simpson complains about "Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg"

As everyone knows, there is nothing funnier in this world than old people interacting with pop culture. Especially when that pop culture is in any way related to hip hop. Further proof of this hard-and-fast fact was provided today by Alan Simpson, the Republican co-chair of President Obama's deficit commission, who decided that an appearance on Fox News (ostensibly to discuss budget cuts and Social Security) was the perfect time to vent about everything that's wrong with kids today. Watch the above clip for Simpson's bout of verbal cane-waving, in which he drops the following gems:

"I think, you know, grandchildren now don't write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they're walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they [grandparents] don't like them!"

And just like that, after a decades-long political career, Alan Simpson will henceforth be known as the man who coined the name "Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg."