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If you read this blog often, you know I'm very on-the-fence about David E. Kelley's Wonder Woman remake, because while I am a comic-book nerd at my core, there were a lot of... less than promising signs. (A sing along to "Single Ladies"? Really?) And the most recent one was the costume, first revealed in a promo picture released by NBC. It looked like what you'd get if you asked a moderately priced hooker to impersonate the heroine while hog-tying you with her "lasso of truth":

Not promising, right? Well it seems like Kelley and NBC have reconsidered some of the outfits more ridiculous touches after the internet gave a collective "blergh" to the look, according to these new shots of star Adrianne Palicki in action:

Thank god the heels are gone, but here is the thing: Wonder Woman's costume will never not look ridiculous. That looks less like an item from Mistress Natasha's S&M closet, but it's still incredibly silly. This is why the X-Men lost their outfits when they got off the page: they look fucking dumb in real life! Give the girl some sturdy jeans and a leather jacket and call it a day.

Commentarium (16 Comments)

Mar 30 11 - 2:26pm
geebee

I can't pass judgment on the new costume or the new actress until I have seen her run towards the camera in super-slo-mo.

Mar 30 11 - 4:17pm
geebee

Now I read elsewhere that Christina Hendricks was interested in the part. Picture that, boys...

Mar 30 11 - 5:15pm
stageguy

ooooooo....I gotta go...er...do something!

Mar 30 11 - 6:53pm
Jayne

I'll be in my bunk

Mar 30 11 - 2:55pm
anon

The X-Men do not look dumb in their real costumes - they look dumb in their faux Matrix outfits in those godawful movies.

Mar 30 11 - 3:33pm
JamesBradyRyan

I'm a die hard X-Men fan, anon, but their outfits -- and those of most superheroes, really -- have always been a bit too WWE to work off the page in my opinion. And I'm going to defend the first two movies; the third, though, was utterly terrible.

Mar 30 11 - 7:29pm
Leigh

Would never work off the page; a lady can't fight crime in a top without straps.

Mar 30 11 - 11:58pm
S

Not even an Amazon feminist?

Mar 30 11 - 8:35pm
Nat

Not only is the outfit impractical and cheap looking, but this girl doesn't really look very Amazonian to me. She's gorgeous, but not exactly tough.

Mar 30 11 - 9:21pm
toggin

ditto

You know, DC Animation made the best Wonder Woman film a few years ago which basically told her origin. Why the powers that be never thought this story could translate to a live action film is beyond me.

And frankly, this tv show looks slightly better than Cavemen, but slightly worse than the reincarnation of Bionic Woman.

Mar 31 11 - 9:14am
moops

I think one of the new Wonder Woman's powers is the ability to run around in that thing without her boobs popping out.

Mar 31 11 - 12:41pm
Phee

Poor Adrianne - she must be taped within an inch of her little life to stay inside that corset. And I agree - she's lovely but not strong or tough enough for an Amazon Princess.

Mar 31 11 - 9:32am
Someone

"Give the girl some sturdy jeans and a leather jacket and call it a day." Probably not a good idea. From a practical point of view, yes, but that is basically the costume comic book Wonder Woman has now. The nerdrage in response has been ridiculous (honestly, I rather like it, but apparently that makes me an idiot amongst comic fans). Giving tv WW the same outfit would cause instant, irrational hate from most of (what I assume to be) the intended demographic.

Mar 31 11 - 9:40am
FT

I don't know why they felt the need to change the costume.

Mar 31 11 - 10:17am
moops

She does not look like Wonder Woman, she looks like Wonder Girl.

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