Conan finally names his new show

After months of being harassed by Italian pizza pie makers and Jack White, Conan O'Brien has finally announced the name of his TBS show. Sitting in an unappealingly carpeted office, Conan shot a YouTube video to make his announcement:

So, there you have it: Conan. Or, depending on how serious/absurd the man really is, perhaps the show will actually be called Conaw. Either way, it will definitely start airing on TBS in November of "this year."

You may now resume your sandwich.