Glenn Beck (sort of) offers to make out with Rick Santorum

If you're Glenn Beck and you're hosting famously homophobic presidential candidate Rick Santorum, what do you do to put your guest at ease? Offer your services as a makeout buddy, obviously!

Sure, Beck was "just kidding" when, responding to Santorum's stated support for the "Cut, Cap, and Balance" pledge, he declared "I could kiss you in the mouth!" That doesn't make Santorum any less uncomfortable, judging by the way he squirms in his seat and chuckles uncomfortably in the above clip.

In any case, we, the viewers, are left with two burning questions. Firstly, what exactly does Beck mean by kissing "in" instead of "on" the mouth? And secondly, once cameras stopped rolling, did this all end with a little bit of the other kind of Santorum? The world may never know.