Watch Daniel Radcliffe's very brief stand-up comedy debut

The clock on Daniel Radcliffe's Harry Potter career has all but run out, so it makes sense that he'd start sniffing around for a new line of work. You know, in case it turns out people don't want to cast him in movies because audiences will never be able to not think him as a boy wizard, even if he's playing a Nazi informant or school janitor or whatever. And so last night on Jimmy Fallon's little late-night show, Radcliffe tried his hand at stand-up comedy. Don't blink!

His next performance will be at this year's O'Henry Pun-Off World Championships, which is a lie.