Flowchart: Should you accept your parent's Facebook friend request?

You could quibble over where the apostrophe should be, but who are you to assume how many parents somebody has?

At any rate, Mike Newman's flowchart explanation of how to handle parental friend requests on Facebook is funny and highly detailed — perhaps to the point that would suggest Mr. Newman's been "Four Loko drunk" at least once before.  

But seriously, who (be)friends women based on their bra size? Or rather, why would any woman want to (be)friend someone who (be)friends women based on their bra size? This flowchart may have produced more questions than it did answers.