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by Tony Ward
An appreciation of the photographic provocateur who knows no boundaries.
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by Logan Hill and Rachel Shukert
The extras steal the show in
Assisted Living
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Lights, Camera, Lots of Action
by Harriette Yahr
A round-up of sex at Sundance.
Sex Advice From . . . Personal Trainers
by Liza Gennatiempo
Q: I'm a woman who's only attracted to gay men. What should I do?
A: Unfortunately, you need to move to another continent.
Nookie No More
by Nic Sheff
Former Mr. Bungle frontman Mike Patton has hit a dry spell (but just sexually).
I Did It for Science: Nude Housecleaning
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Our new researcher tries to clean up by getting dirty.
Scanner
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Katie Couric, sexpert.
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by Various
This month's notable books: Haruki Murakami's
Kafka
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Mary After All
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Performance Anxiety
by Steven Rinella
There's no right way to watch your friend's wife strip.
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Your week in sex.
Snow Day
by Siege
Naked on the streets of New York.
Film Reviews
by Logan Hill and Nic Sheff
Having shrinks for parents bodes ill in
Hide and Seek
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. Plus, Date DVD: Unleash your inner bad guy.
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The Next Best Thing
by Jennifer Rabin
My tenth grade health teacher gave me an STD. It happened during an in-class demonstration on the horrors of unprotected sex. She distributed an index card to each student and asked us to place them, face down, on our desks. We were instructed to talk to a different person in class every time she blew her whistle. (She was also the gym teacher; I think this made her feel more in her element). At the end of each round, we were to write down that person's name on our card. After five minutes, she blew the final whistle and explained that every sixty-second "chat" represented an unprotected sexual encounter.
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