Best of Craigslist: Seeking Revenge Sex

"I'm looking for a woman with a kind heart and a slightly-warped sense of justice."

When you catch your partner cheating, you have two options. You can either can break things off and spend a few weeks wallowing and crying. Or, you can use Craigslist to arrange a highly specific and painful revenge sex scenario to enact on your unfaithful lover. So guard your PowerPoint presentations, cheaters of the world, and hide your sequined panties. Payback is a bitch.

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These aren't that funny or creative. Though the one that concluded with "NO DRAMA PLEASE" made me laugh. I also like the artistic quality of fucking for revenge while your wife's sex tape plays, and she walks in and spots all of it. Very postmodern.

andrea commented on Jul 29 10 at 12:16 am

I'm sorry, but only page 9 and 10 seem real.

Jack commented on Jul 29 10 at 12:44 am

really surprising how few revenge requests were from women. based on my experience, it always seemed like revenge was more important to them than it was to guys in that situation. learn something new every day.

robert paulsen commented on Jul 29 10 at 1:19 am

this is a very creative way to get laid, come on m4w revenge if any girls really fall for this crap they must be very stupid cuz u should be able to see that this guys r just tryin to get laid with a creative excuse. thats why i think craigslist ppl r gross.

me commented on Jul 29 10 at 3:27 am

@robert I think revenge is more important to women, but it's also easier for them to find random hookups off the internet

:) commented on Jul 29 10 at 8:46 am

also lmao @ the powerpoint plan

:) commented on Jul 29 10 at 8:46 am

It's funny that there are enough of these to warrant an actual article haha. I'm not surprised though. I saw one a year or so ago about a woman who wanted to set up a gangbang in her ex's apartment so that one of two things would happen: 1) he'd come home to find her sucking a lot of D 2) his sheets would be covered in...grossness

Corabelle commented on Jul 29 10 at 9:49 am

Wow. Kinda makes you scared to date anyone...

bealzebub commented on Jul 29 10 at 10:02 am

When I read "she did things for him what she has never done for me...". It is just plain silly. You had to ask for it, insist on it, If two of you were ment to stay together. If you don't get all compliance, someone else will... And it will hurt.

cvelee commented on Jul 29 10 at 10:37 am

Why don't you leave her? Just tell her you found out about her cheating, and help her find another place to live.

David commented on Jul 29 10 at 11:04 am

I love the random koala pic on the last post.

jb commented on Jul 29 10 at 10:57 pm

Does this site post original content anymore?

nc commented on Jul 29 10 at 11:32 pm

I'm guessing there's less women because fewer probably need craigslist to get themselves laid...

Jonathan commented on Jul 30 10 at 12:45 am

Attention Losers: Get your shit together and move on. Years from now you're going to see what you have done as a mistake, and that you've let yourself down. You'll also realize that you should have cut the asshole out of your life altogether and that you've wasted precious years that you will not get back. BTW, 6'1" at 315 lbs means you're morbidly obese, not a "bear" (I'm 6'1" and 202 and I could stand to lose a few more pounds). That is all. You may return to your douchery.

GringoStarr commented on Jul 30 10 at 9:39 am

Number 4 at the end is funny, he seems to be willing to do a dude in front of his gf as long as the guy has a good reason for want to do it.

Ron commented on Jul 31 10 at 12:15 pm

Best of Craigslist: Seeking Revenge Sex

"I'm looking for a woman with a kind heart and a slightly-warped sense of justice."

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