Meg, 27

What do you do for a living?
I'm an actress. I also work at a bar.

Does that get you dates?
Yes. Well, it gets me a lot of phone numbers.

Do you ever call any of them?
Not really. Most of the guys who come in are weird. I mean, there was this really hot guy who gave me his number last week. I called him. But he started talking about how his mother passed away when he was ten, how in debt he was, and how he had been depressed.

Do you have any dealbreakers when it comes to dating?
That was one.

What's the weirdest thing someone's ever asked you to do in bed?
Spanking. Like, hardcore spanking. It was especially weird because he was a nine-to-five kind of guy. Ugh! There are so many weird guys out there.

Where's the craziest place you've had sex?
In the car while driving.

Wow. Who was driving?
He was. I straddled him. In retrospect, it was pretty dangerous.

 

 

Jennifer, 36

What do you do for a living?
Manufacturing.

Does this job get you dates?
Not at all. It's a very tight-knit organization, so I've known these people forever. We're like family.

Do you have any moves when it comes to dating?
No particular moves. I talk to anybody. It's sad, but I guess "my move" is that I'm a real person. I don't play any games. I tell it like it is and expect the same.

What's your favorite hookup story?
It was in college at this bar. We were college sweethearts. We were slow dancing together and that's when I knew I was in love with him. But he's the love that got away. Maybe that's why it's my favorite.

What's the weirdest thing someone's asked you to do in bed?
Nothing crazy. We're small-town girls. I guess the weirdest thing would be like a sex position.

Can you explain a weird sex position you've been asked to do?
What's that one where I'm on my hands and knees, and he's kneeling behind me?

Doggie-style?
Yeah. I think that's it. That's sort of weird.

Where's the craziest place you've had sex?
On the beach.

That seems kind of romantic actually.
It's not. There were people around. And sand got up into crevices it just shouldn't be in. It was not romantic in the least.

When it comes to dating, do you have any dealbreakers?
I just want someone to be honest and real with me, like I am with them. Money doesn't matter. Neither does a job. I guess the guy has to have motivation to catch my eye. He needs to care about something. I can't stand when guys just sit on their butts all day doing nothing. Women too. Everyone needs a passion in his or her life.

Do you have any sex goals?
Well, you have my age. After a while, sex isn't really important. I mean, it is. But not like when you were young. It's not the end all be all. It's not the most important aspect of a relationship, or life for that matter. There are too many other things that come into play, like love, other passions, life. I think it's this way for girls at least. Guys are a different story.

 

 

Chris, 32

What do you do for a living?
Bartend.

Does this job get you dates?
It's the only job that gets me dates. But I'm going to tell you about a cliché: everybody thinks bartenders go home with all these girls, but honestly, girls don't want to wait around until four a.m. watching you clean the bar and count your money. Especially after all their friends are gone. We get laid a lot less than people think.

Do you have a move when trying to pick up girls?
I try to be as charming as possible. "No tab" at the end of the night is a good one. But I like to keep them answering questions. That way she knows that I'm interested in her and not full of myself.

Are you a tits or ass guy?
Definitely ass. And I have a really good reason for that too.

Do tell.
It's all about natural history. When you think about it, we're the only upright species. Every other species are bent over, they're on all fours. So the ass is really what the males are going for. That's what they want to see. That's their point of entry.

"Point of entry?"
Well, it is. Cats, bears, dogs... it doesn't matter. And that's why men love a woman's ass more than her tits. When a girl walks by, it doesn't matter if you're interested in her or not. A guy is going to turn around and check out her ass. Young guys. Old guys. Doesn't matter. It's natural history.

You really thought about this.
Yeah. Ass is far superior to tits.