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The Most Inexplicably Popular YouTube Videos of All Time

Jessica Alba & Hayden Christensen Use the Force

45 million views

Why would forty-five-million people watch Jessica Alba and Anakin Vader talk about a dumb movie, Awake? Because the title and the thumbnail make it look like it’s about hot Jessica Alba Star Wars sex. Right in the middle of the short clip, there's a shot of Vader bringing Alba into a bathtub. So, when you see the thumbnail, you think, "This looks hotter than Mustafar!" Now that's how you exploit the masses.

Best Non-Porn Comment:
"he plaes as anakin skywalker in star warz nt 2 beh a nerd or nuttin but yeah"

Comments ( 8 )

potter puppet pals is hilarious because of how random, cute and silly it is.

HDF commented on Jun 24 10 at 1:57 am

It's too early in the morning to watch half of these videos.

Meh commented on Jun 24 10 at 9:52 am

I love that the music is, "You Only Live Twice," from a James Bond movie.

AK commented on Jun 24 10 at 11:31 am

A lot of these videos would fit in nicely with that "Creepiosity" piece you had up last week haha

MissHayden commented on Jun 24 10 at 11:43 am

Ah see, I like the puppet pals thing b/c it gets stuck in your head for days and once your friends have seen it any of you can say one sing-song line about it and then all of you will sing it and get the stupid thing stuck in your head again.

The Miley Cyrus one...well I'm attributing that to "anything that is popular with teenage girls" who are able to obsess about things in levels rivaling autistic kids. It probably wasn't hurt by the fact that about half the adult population used to be teenage girls and we probably watched that video a few times each going, "Oh yes, I remember how much that phase sucked."

...and some of us (probably the ones who still read Cosmo) are still IN that phase and their views go under the, "anything that's popular with teenage girls" again.

ETC commented on Jun 24 10 at 1:33 pm

You forgot to mention Bad Romance. Miley ain't got nothin' on 233,292,696 hits.

YM commented on Jun 24 10 at 9:58 pm

The Stroboscopy video really explains why deep throats feel so good.

ROLtheWolf commented on Jun 25 10 at 10:16 am

"Lo que tú Quieras Oír" is for me the most stupidest because in the end it´s like 3 minutes of just plain black silent video (to add to all the other strange things it includes)

olof_ commented on Jun 25 10 at 3:13 pm

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