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Things were hot and cold this week in Dating Confessions this week, and now we just don't know what to expect anymore. A seemingly perfect gentleman who decides to go straight from a first kiss to anal, a friend-no-longer-with-benefits who won't stop sending sexy emails — it's clear some people just can't make up their minds. So stick to your positions, and take a look back at the week in dating: September 3, 2009, 4:09 a.m. "I couldn't care less about my own orgasm. Only hers." September 2, 2009, 11:30 p.m. "I slept with my brand-new next door neighbor the first night I hung out with her. I've never felt cooler in my entire life." September 2, 2009, 10:44 p.m. "It is not appropriate for a 'friend' who has cut off the 'benefits' to send sexy emails." September 2, 2009, 8:20 a.m. "Should I let more dysfunctional people into my life from the internet? Hmmm." September 1 2009, 02:01A "I only slept with you because I'd never been with a transman before, and I wanted to learn about how to touch (or not) your unique body. I thought your personality, pre *and* post gender transition, actually kind of sucked." September 1 2009, 12:47A "I hate seeing drunk pictures of you on facebook." September 1 2009, 12:03A "I tried so hard to be attracted to you, you're so nice, and dependable, and you're crazy about me, and I need a diversion to get over 'him'; but, your kiss is so unbelievably boring and tight-lipped that I can't make myself do it; and I've already agreed to another date tomorrow night; and you're friends with a bunch of my friends. Oh god, I am so screwed." August 31 2009, 10:24P "...it's not that I don't enjoy anal sex, it's just that asking for it every 10 seconds is so fucking annoying that it makes me NOT want to do it!! So...I told him that I would let him fuck me the ass IF he let me put on a strap-on and fuck HIM in the ass... He stopped asking."
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