It was all about contrasts this week in Dating Confessions. One person knows how to intelligently and humorously quote a children's book, while another doesn't know that using childhood terms for the bathroom is weird. One person loves their dog more than their significant other, while another took a shot at someone's canine companion. (Maybe it was the undervalued significant other.) Come see these variations on a theme and more, in this week's best of Dating Confessions.

October 8 2009, 10:42P
"I un-friended you to avoid the temptation of prying in your photos, but Facebook now suggests I become friend with your new sexy profile picture. Ach, fuckin' A."

October 8 2009, 11:01P
"It's not that I want to sleep with you so much as I just want to get laid. I hope you recognize the difference."

October 8 2009, 01:41P
"I fucking hate her. I hope she sits on a tack. I hope that when she gets an ice cream cone, the ice cream part falls off and lands in Australia. Yeah. That's from Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Except the 'I fucking hate her' part. I added that."

October 8, 2009, 12:35 p.m.
"That confidence you sensed in me was directly related to my junk being stuffed into a thong. I know, it surprised me too."

October 7, 2009, 11:37 a.m.
"I know I lied and said that I had never had a 'happy ending' massage, but I did, and it was after we were married."

October 7, 2009, 9:53 a.m.
"It's been so long, my vagina has grown teeth."

October 6, 2009, 12:42 p.m.
"In retrospect, the fact that you're a thirty-nine-year-old professional who still says, 'I'm going to go potty,' should have told me just about everything I needed to know."

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My lover goes on 'spite dates' to make me jealous, and love her just as much as before.

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