Hello readers, and welcome to the Best of Dating Confessions! This week's confessions were as lively as ever, with tales of sexual impropriety, wrenching heartbreak, and vast amounts of sexual frustration keeping you all typing away. As usual, a few of your confessions reached out and touched us (inappropriately), and now we'd like to give them the awards they so richly deserve. Join us for a celebration of murderous children, parking-lot quickies, and McDonald's.

The Rosemary's Baby Anti-Parenthood Advocate Award:
October 18, 2009, 11:37 p.m.
"I'm probably gonna dump you based on your parenting skills alone. There is nothing wrong with correcting her actions when she is wrong. Instead you keep telling yourself that you're embracing her rambunctious spirit when she is in reality pure evil. Every time I'm at your house I feel like I'm gonna turn around and your daughter is gonna be standing behind me with a hatchet."

The Best Rebranding Commercial For The New, Sexier CVS:
October 18, 2009, 4:51 p.m.
"Met a guy in the pharmacy today. We looked at each other, then I went to his car to have possibly the best sex of my life. Never knew his name, and he never knew mine..."

Happiest Ending Meal:
October 18, 2009, 3:31 p.m.
"Watching porn is like eating at McDonald's: it might seem really delicious at the time, but then half an hour later you feel kind of sick and unhealthy, and you know you aren't doing yourself any favors."

The Phantom Menace Award for Biggest Let-Down:
October 23 2009, 10:06A
"So disappointed that our 'marathon' sex session you promised ended up with us in bed only for the twenty minutes it took for you to orgasm. You wouldn't even cuddle the rest of the evening!"

The Most Dangerous Game Award:
October 18, 2009, 8:07 p.m.
"I can't believe we ran into each other at that coffee shop! What a crazy coincidence, given that I only had two friends on stakeout detail with cellphones after you mentioned you might go there to study! Seriously though, I hope this turns into something so that I can confess this to you later. And I hope you laugh instead of running away screaming!"

The V.C. Andrews Family-Values Award:
October 20 2009, 02:27A
"My sister and I had consensual sex when we were twenty-six (brother) and twenty-five (sis). She first suggested it. We had always been closer than the normal brother/sister growing up. We had a troubled family growing up and we lean on each other during the difficult times. It did not negatively affect our relationship, only brought us closer together. Later, we both went on to have happy marriages and children, but there has always remained a special bond. It ended after about six months as we each started dating our future spouses in life. We have never regretted it, however."

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3 Comments

the last one is highly, highly disturbing.

jj commented on 10/26

wft is up with that last one....

dj commented on 10/26

mammas and the pappas

gh commented on 10/27

 

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