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Horoscopes
by Neal Medlyn

All those admirable goals you’ve set for yourself — exercising, eating right, not leaping across the desk and sexually mauling your student — come to naught this week. You will be in no mood to be reasonable and controlled, especially on Friday. The good news is that as a consolation for wasting some money on that unused gym membership, you’ll be the life of the party.

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