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 Horoscopes
by Neal Medlyn
Pick up a Bobbsey Twins or Nancy Drew book this week and find ways to do some sleuthing in your life. Get to the bottom of the disappearance of the dangling boobies or solve the case of the fleeing cock. Use your prodigious brains and forensic abilities to thwart that rascal who stands in the way of justice and fantastic sex. On Tuesday and Wednesday, buy drinks for your most attractive friends. They'll come in handy when you're trailing sexual suspects later in the week.
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