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Quantify the effects of the experiment.

I was so concerned with hooking this trio up that I hadn't thought about how everything would go down. As we pulled into my hosts' driveway and Zach rose with a start, I realized this was a highly inappropriate staging area for a clusterfuck. There was a baby upstairs, for God's sake. Julia, Zach and I filed into the guest bedroom and sat there quietly.

Suddenly, inspiration. "Why don't we jump in the pool?" I suggested.

My two new friends looked at each other, wide-eyed. "What? It's freezing!"

This underlined a trans-continental difference of opinion. It was a balmy sixty-seven degrees out.

"Is the pool heated?" Julia asked.

"Of course," I lied. In retrospect, my pool idea was a stroke of genius, designed to turn three people sitting in a guest bedroom into three people going at it like crazy. We'd all just strip off and dive in together, like the wild and crazy kids we were. We'd all be naked; it would be silly and fun. I shucked my clothes off and helped Julia get out of hers. The soft moonlight gave us all a vague idea of each others' bodies. After Zach battled with his sneakers and regained his balance, he unfastened Julia's bra while I pulled her panties over the formidable curvature of her butt. Crouched on one knee, I took in its moonlit majesty. I looked up and saw a sinewy Zach simultaneously admiring Julia's bootyliciousness. It actually felt great to share in the euphoria of disrobing a beautiful girl.

Even though she was frantically trying to rub warmth into her arms, a giggling Julia delighted in the reverence we were giving her body. She looked us both up and down and put a hand on the small of our backs. "Very nice!" she smiled. "Let's go!" I said, grabbing Julia's left hand and motioning Zach to grab her right one. Giggling, Julia shook her hands free and grabbed our wangs instead. "Okay, ready boys? One . . . two . . . three . . . GO!" she said, giving us both a squeeze for every syllable. I was so relieved that we'd gotten naked that I forgot how loud four hundred pounds of flesh and bone hitting the water can be. Luckily, the splash was partially drowned out by gasps and high-pitched squeals.

"HOLY FUCKING CHRIST!" yelled Zach.

"THIS POOL IS NOT HEATED!" gasped Julia.

"SHHHHHH!" I said, waiting for a bedroom light to flick on or the baby to wake up. "They must have turned off the heat."

There was no "It'll be okay after a minute" talk; the water was indisputably arctic. Each of us grabbed our bundle of clothes and barreled into the guest room. In the ambient light from the pool house, Julia draped her towel around her shoulders while Zach and I tried to rub some life back into our rigs. After we were both dry, Zach and I frantically toweled her off until her teeth stopped chattering. We started kissing her neck, then Julia pulled all of us onto the bed and underneath the luxurious goose-down comforter. Zach and I were on either side of Julia, taking turns making out with her, kissing her bodacious ta-tas and tummy in between fits of giggles from everyone. We were having a threesome, and it couldn't have come about more perfectly. It was the naughtiest thing I'd ever done, but at the same time it felt quite innocent, like kids playing doctor. The only difference was that two of the kids were sporting erections you could hammer nails with.

I knelt over Julia while Zach lay on his side next to her, their left legs intertwined. Curious, I lifted up the comforter to see what I was up against. Yep, just as I had suspected; another man's large, hard penis. Julia's fingers spidered their way down our chests and stomachs; pausing briefly to bite her bottom lip, she simultaneously wrapped them around both of our cocks. I shoved the comforter off the bed entirely so I could watch things happen, my gaze alternating tennis fan style between Julia's mischievous face and her ambidextrous handiwork. Zach's face was nuzzled deep in the nape of Julia's neck and covered by ribbons of her long, wet hair. He groaned into Julia's neck, which made her giggle uncontrollably. She and I exchanged a look, then I worked my hand between her thighs, where I found . . .

A hand.

Where I hadn't expected one.

Zach had beaten me to it. He also had a hand on her right breast and his mouth on her left. He was hogging all the best parts! This went on for a couple of minutes, and I started to get antsy. Julia looked like she was having a dream about cross-country skiing. What could I say without bringing the action to a screeching halt? "Hey," I whispered to Zach. "Dude." Nothing. "DUDE!" I said, curtly tapping his hands. "Sorry, man!" he chuckled as he continued to monopolize Julia's torso for a further ten seconds. He reluctantly freed up a breast, but it was the one he'd been drooling all over. It seemed that Zach was fucking with me while he was fucking with me!

"Now, now boys!" said Julia and pulled firmly me by the rig towards the headboard. I followed her lead, kneeling beside her head as she stuffed an extra pillow beneath her neck. Even Zach stopped what he was doing and watched the proceedings. Julia didn't break eye contact; she even winked as she put my old chap on her lips.

"Duuuuude!" Zach breathed in awe. For the first time, he was taking in the gravity of the situation. Julia flipped into full porn starlet mode, holding the base of my unit in one hand and a handful of Zach's curly hair in the other, her eyes darting between our wowed faces. Zach shuffled up the bed and took up a mirror position on Julia's left side. She idly stroked his wagging member with me in her mouth. The sight of Julia partaking at the boner buffet very nearly sent me over the edge. "STOP!" I said, retreating half a moment before passing the point of no return.

Zach was not in a patient mood. With me out of the fray, he straddled Julia's torso, placing his trouser schnauzer an inch from her mouth. Julia just laughed and started going to town on him. Still awed by this six-legged, two-penised, two-breasted golem I had helped give life to, I shuffled down the bed and started kissing the inside of Julia's soft thighs. (Luckily the light was dim enough to conceal the finer details of Zach's ass crack, which was a mere eighteen inches away.) As I went down on Julia, she moaned around a mouthful of Zach and he made a funny squeak. I found this completely hilarious and absurdly sexy. The chorus of Diana Ross' "Chain Reaction" spun on repeat in my head. I couldn't remember the next line. I hate when that happens. It was all I could do to stop myself from asking either of my friends if they knew how it went.

I took two condoms out of my jean pocket and threw one to Zach. I put one on and started fucking Julia, who was now practically shouting around Zach's dick. Zach unstraddled Julia's rib cage and took a side position so he could see what was going on. Immediately after I went in, I was so close to coming that I had to be very, very still if I was going to last more than a minute. That's the thing about a threesome you're in the strange position of proving your sexual prowess to twice the audience; if you're a two-pump chump, twice the people would know. I dug my fingers into Julia's rounded calves, trying to channel the energy elsewhere, like a lightning bolt trying to find something earthed. Getting used to the heightened visceral experience of something so incredibly hot took a couple of minutes and much visualization of Margaret Thatcher. Eventually, the increased vigor with which I was "bringing it" seemed to be re-enacted at the other end of the bed. Julia was sucking Zach's tool as if it contained the antidote to a tropical disease. It felt like I was driving the bus, and it was good.

Zach looked down at the action. He managed to say "Dude, let me hit that" and make it seem charming. Still drunk, he attempted to the put the condom on backwards four times before finally rolling it down. He put his left hand on Julia's right hip and his right hand on her left; impressively, he spun her onto all fours with a minimum of fuss. As I removed my condom, he started banging away as hard as he could. Julia and I had to make three or four attempts before I was successfully docked in her mouth. Through the conduit of Julia's body, I could feel each of Zach's thrusts on me. This felt both good and alarming. It was like she was a tuning fork, I was the hand holding the tuning fork and Zach was the hard surface on which it was being struck.

Suddenly, Julia's groans seemed ever-so-slightly louder. Was this drunk idiot better than me? I grew concerned. Actually momentarily I began to shrink concerned. I regained my composure by convincing myself that I had set the groundwork for Julia's increasingly orgasmic-sounding squeals. It's a bit like when you can't open a jar of applesauce, and you give it to someone else, who pops the lid off effortlessly. You can loudly say, "I must have loosened it for you," and simultaneously steal his thunder while saving face. As I looked into Julia's face eyes wide and filled with pleasure, mouth agape and filled I wanted to relay a similar sentiment. Like, "We all know you're about to scream the house down, but let's not forget who laid the foundations, eh?"

With as much fanfare as he could muster, Zach came, then collapsed on both of us. He had lasted a pathetic three minutes and fifty seconds. Yes, I admit I eyed the clock, but just for shits 'n' giggles. My entire left leg was now blanketed in sweaty dude, and I quickly pried myself out. Julia's whispered entreaty "Come on me" resuscitated Zach, who retreated to watch my money shot from a safe distance.

The next half-hour was a fuzzy, semi-conscious blur. I remember having lackadaisical sex with Julia while Zach drooled next to us, face down in his pillow. The next thing I remember, I woke from a doze and saw Zach spooning Julia. Then dawn broke. After Julia helped Zach back into his clothes, we reluctantly got back in the car and drove silently through the misty canyon. We dropped Zach off at a grubby diner for coffee; he was going directly to his day job at a talent agency. He shook my hand and gave Julia a bleary-eyed kiss on the forehead before stumbling away. Not ten seconds later, he came running back. "Listen, I'm playing at the Laugh Factory next Wednesday. You should both come by. Later!"

Julia and I said goodbye. "That was an interesting evening," she giggled. "Let's talk soon." I watched her drive away, grinning, a little bit shocked, replaying the evening's many highlights in my head.




Summarize your findings. Don't forget to attempt to identify possible variables that could result in different findings for others trying to recreate your test results.

There are three kinds of threesomes: beginner (i.e. making out), intermediate (penetration) and advanced (double anal). Although this was a relatively tame experience, it amplified sex beyond anything I knew. It was like starring in a porno of my own making, with attractive, normal people who were doing it for the sake of doing it. It was the ultimate sex for sex's sake: I didn't have to worry about boyfriend-girlfriend jealousy. And the added mental stimulation was revelatory: imagining how Julia would relate the experience to her friends was incredibly hot.

I think it's odd when people refer to their friend or significant other as their "partner in crime," but that's kind of how it felt, the dynamic between Zach, Julia and I. There was something familiar about the feelings that our threesome invoked, like it was second nature. I think that dynamic is often played out in movies although the sexual aspect is often muted. Like Luke, Leia and Han in Star Wars, or Butch Cassidy, the Sundance Kid and Etta. (To that end, I get the feeling that Julia would have been riding on my handlebars to the Bacharach number.) This was the first such experience for Julia and I. I haven't been able to share too many firsts like that, and I felt that I had set up an experience that would be forever carved into our psyches.

Ultimately, I'm amazed this actually went off without a hitch. I had two hot, fun, drunk co-conspirators, the stars were in alignment, and everything went smoother than I could have dreamed. For those reasons, I might be hesitant to try the same thing again. This may have been as good as it gets. n°

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56 Comments

Reading your article about threesome experience was truly facinating. I and I think every guy in the world has always imagined having a threesome. FFM of course, but it was definitely brave of all of you to partake in your mission. In reading it, I'm not so sure I could try something like that. I enjoyed your style of writing and I even appreciated some of the details. In reading your article I think a lot of people male and female have experienced what you all experienced.

AT commented on 10/22

I’ve been on the prowl for a threesome for the last three years. As it turns out, the first one was MMF. The incredibly smutty aspect of it turned me on, but it was difficult standing at attention with another rooster in the room (so I only did it one…maybe two more times). These same two friends rib me constantly, because any time we go out, any female within an earshot is in danger of being pitched for the threesome brigade after the fourth or fifth Amstel©. I finally did get my MFF triad, although the circumstances weren’t exactly what I had in mind (that’s another story). That was the second best experience I ever had. The second was when I did X, it’s sad when something feels so good (for about 14 hours) you’re scared to do it again…except on your birthday. I didn’t know men were capable of reaching the big O that many times, without a little help our favorite Columbian delicacy. It was well worth the experience, and just made everything “worth it”. Ah, the thrill of the hunt…the sweet strokes of success. The moral of the story…sometimes the grass is greener on the other side. Happy Hunting to All, Artha71[Hooksexup Handle] Happily Converted Hedonist

RC commented on 10/22

how odd that I would read this the same night I had my 1st 3some (FFM). How completely amusing!

SEA commented on 10/22

maggie is proud...

tca commented on 10/22

what? no pictures? sheesh.

tom commented on 10/22

Grant your writing gets better and better--I think this was the best I Did It for Science yet!

jlw commented on 10/22

Being a guy I have always had fantacies about having threesomes. My girlfriend suggested the addition of an extra man and, to be honest, I felt too jealous to actually go through with it. I think the arrangement in the story is the only way to do it: no emotional involvement.

ajh commented on 10/22

Sooooo hot, Grant! Rock on!

PL commented on 10/22

Next IDIFS: FFM Threesome. Grant, Em, Lo and 2 Strap ons. Lets go buddy, get with the program.

mom commented on 10/22

Wow, this was so hot. Best yet. Wish I could use the same reasoning with my girlfriend, "I want your hot friend to join us as a SCIENCE experiment honey." What a life, hope you're appreciating every minute of it Grant.

123 commented on 10/22

can i get julia's phone number?

xxx commented on 10/22

I can tell you that a FFM threeway is an entirely different experience than the one you had. The sexual energy is different. I'm not going to say more emotional (universalizing sucks anyway), but in my experience it was a much more spiritual event than a porn recreation. Great great job, Grant. You're best piece yet. You add heart to Hooksexup that it sorely lacks... and needs. Keep up the great great work.

ME commented on 10/22

I liked this a lot. I mean really a lot. Fascinating reading and your sometimes wistful sometimes bubbling over giddy excitement really comes through in the texture of the words. The discussion of anxiety about who is pleasing the girl more had you being particularly vulnerable and was proportionally engaging. And the stuff about timing, just great. I agree with the others who say this is your best yet and I definitely think this column has improved a lot with the last few episodes.

NK commented on 10/22

ok, I'm jealous. fuck you.

skye commented on 10/22

Funny as fuck. I've had limited experience in the area, but it wasn't quite as successful as you so I'm jealous also. (And I checked out your mate Brian's site - again tops.)

DM commented on 10/22

"... while I pulled her panties over the formidable curvature of her butt." I don't know much about women, but I do know that they don't like having their butts called formidable! No matter how complimentary you're trying to be! Ask Em and Lo! You've got some major damage control to do, man.

amv commented on 10/22

Grant, you did it again. Just when i thought your antics couldnt go any further, you pushed on further. Keep "UP" the great work. Mark

MM commented on 10/22

WOW. Great, awesome. So hot. Even hotter because Grant had a good time.

AM commented on 10/22

wow, great to read, very inspiring and Grant- i would have happily taken julia's place...!!! i have had two "beginner" MMF threesomes and they were so fun, and as you wrote -it felt at times innocent and playful and giddy; it felt also like we were playing doctor. i think it is so normal and exciting for humans to explore and be with more than one, reading your science experiment really inspired me to go out and find two men!!! great work!

mh commented on 10/22

this is a fairly good read. though, it's fairly obvious that it was heavily edited. doesn't sound anything like the voice of Grant.

slut commented on 10/22

Wow Grant, 'bout time one worked out for you. Great story

gfb commented on 10/22

Finally, Grant has a happy ending. I was starting wonder if he would ever have positive results to report. Way to go Grant, you rock! Now get Em and Lo and those strap-ons!

mt commented on 10/22

duuuuude. nice.

efm commented on 10/23

Excellent piece! Wish I were there...

dcx commented on 10/23

Grant, you finally did it. I'm envious.

jmj commented on 10/23

welcome to the club mate. i've done mmf and mmm and live in hope that one day i'll meet two nice girls so i can say i've collected the complete set. you make me glad i'm not straight... you guys have so many hangups, teehee. just go with it grant - suck some dick. if you and julia ever make it over my way i'll be happy to help you out, heh.

SL commented on 10/23

yeah, it was a nice change of pace for Grant to have a "happy ending", but he still says he might not do it again. Oy! I'm sure some folks read this column to get a taste of what they aren't sure they'd ever do, but it's so hard to figure out if there are possibilities when Grant is constantly wigged out or not thrilled by what he's doing.

--sj commented on 10/23

wow - you guys are really studs??? Then how come neither of you made her COME??? Same old shit, just a different day!

commented on 10/23

Oh my god. This is the hottest thing I've seen on Hooksexup in a long time--like, years. Must be the fact that there is more sex taking place than highly affected neuroticism.

ml commented on 10/23

would have been hotter if the researcher would have swung both ways!!!

gf commented on 10/23

There have been so many great "Did It" columns. This clearly ranks as one of the best. WOW.

JRM commented on 10/23

Quick story about my own mmf threesome. I'm a guy and my male best friend (call him Dan) and I loved to go clubbing in the DC area. One night we went out with a female co-worker of mine (call her Sharon), got fairly soused, and we showered her with non-stop affection. As we 3 walked home together, we stopped on Key Bridge with serious tension in the air. I kissed her passionately. Dan kissed her the same way. I kissed her again. Next thing you know, we're all back in our apartment on my bed. I'm praying we can take things to the next level, so I kiss my way down Sharon's tummy and make the move to start performing oral. She lets me. Whoa! So I give her the best I know how, feeling the need to impress both her AND Dan. Thinking I'm a total stud, I look up and see my roomie with his c*ck in her mouth! Severe jealousy ensues. But I quickly surmise that it's all good. Sharon finishes Dan to the sound of my slurping. Before she could wipe her mouth, I'm unbuttoning and whipping it out. She somewhat reluctantly begins to pleasure me, and then Dan tries to mount her. For some reason, he can't seem to make it work (he's too tired? she's too dry?). Sharon doesn't seem too into swallowing two guys' seed in one night, so I wind up giving her an unintended facial. We all collapse. My roommate and I are UNbelievably psyched. Like, floored. Suddenly (and awfully) she is seized by tearful regret. I ask if she's ok, and she says through sobs: "The only reason I'm ok... with what we did... is that I know you guys... care about me." Ouch. The rotten thing is, at that point, we mostly cared that we'd had an experience we only watched in porn. Felt terrible that she felt so bad. And seeing her in the office for the next few months before I quit was miserable. But looking back, I wouldn't trade that night for the world.

SHBD commented on 10/23

you are getting so quare

Homo commented on 10/24

Um, Grant. I need to change my underwear now. Thanks.

Cat commented on 10/24

OMG, Best ever. What the fuck are you going to do to top this one? You rock my world.

TC commented on 10/24

Oh, I came alright!

j commented on 10/24

Great! But come on now, where's the bit about how you and Zach did your part to give Julia at least one orgasm? That deserves at least a paragraph, assuming it happened. If it didn't, shame on you! That should have been priority Number One.

commented on 10/24

Having recently been the F in a FMM threesome I can say you definitely captured the sprite of the experience. There was a lot of giggling and few "dude"'s and sex for the sake of sex but in a fun, "is-this-really-happening" way.

dk commented on 10/25

Loved it.... Such a hard job you have. Did you end up with the Girl ?

JDK commented on 10/25

i lost my virginity in a lesbian threesome when i was 17 and haven't looked back since...excellent piece grant, oh, and nice work too.

lct commented on 10/26

this was actually sexy. Makes me realize, there really isn't much on Hooksexup that turns me.

eva commented on 10/27

two comments, in order of importance: (1) why was no mention made of julias orgasm? this exclusion speaks loudly of how both of the men feel/felt about it - thats its not important enough to care about or even compose a single sentence for. sad, sad, sad. (2) just now i read, back to back, the excerpt from Intrique by adam thirlwell and this IDIFS piece by grant. the piece by grant is much hotter.

bk1 commented on 10/27

Before I finally met the woman of my dreams and married her, I had several threesome escapades. One was a MMW episode and after several drinks, food and sharing a bathroom and shower (seeing ourselves in the mirror was a real turnon) after meeting at a nude beach. We did some light S&M (tying up wrists, playful spanks, using our cocks as a vibrator) before I did oral sex on the woman as she slowly took her mans cock as he stood at the foot of the bed, her hands massaging and spanking his buns. The climax was her on top as she took his cock, licked his balls and came as she slid back and forth on my cock, her fingers digging into my chest as she let out a loud "God, I love to fuck, love it, love it! She kept her heels on the whole time and was very proud of her natural perky tits, the nipples rubbing against our chests and buns.

CDR commented on 10/27

Although most swinger ads do not include single men, I am one lucky guy who has been propositioned by several couples after a night of dancing and drinking. One very attractive couple invited me to their place to watch his woman and me dance naked, as he sat and watched while masturbating. She put on a show for us as she struted around in her heels and a crotchless thong. I was to not have intercourse, but she gave me the best blow job ever, as she kneeled in front of me on the sofa as the boyfriend watched and rubbed her beautiful creamy buns as she teased, licked and then took all of me before I came. I do not need Viagra when I recall this episode!

MD commented on 10/27

I think it's inferred that at least one of these lucky bastards got Julia off; "I regained my composure by convincing myself that I had set the groundwork for Julia's increasingly orgasmic-sounding squeals." in any case it's really about *Grant's* experience, not anyone elses. Sterling work, fella!

DF commented on 10/28

So fucking hot! That is all.

Bab commented on 10/28

If you decide to do a FFM at some point, I happen to know two very hot and interested girls. By the way your friend Brian's site is almost as funny and debaucherous as your columns. From Jealous in Utah.

JIU commented on 10/28

Grant, I live in Cali and I would have volunteered! Damn, I'm so jealous!

js commented on 10/29

Honey, I've got a great idea for the coming weekend!

321 commented on 10/29

An MMW experience without any emotional involvement worked for me. I met the couple in a club and after a few drinks and making out with the woman with her boyfriend toying with her, we showered, enjoyed a few drinks and then the naked fun began. We had oral sex and she even took both of our cocks in her mouth before the guy let her mount him as I entered her from behind on top of his cock. It was mind blowing as we got her off several times (light bondage, spanking, her nipples rubbing against our buns and cocks). Even now my girlfriend loves to hear me bring it up. Check out many amateur pornos with MMW and the ever hot WWM. Two cocks rubbing together with the woman in charge is a real turnon for many women!

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ZA commented on 10/29

Fantastic! Grant well done ... I like your attitude. I've seen things like this fall apart pretty quickly, but Kudos to you and Julia (and .. errrr ... what's-his-face). Question ... how does Julia feel about it now that some time has past? Ready for aonther MMW ? Tee hee give me a shout if so LOL ;-)

EGM commented on 10/30

christ, that was fucking hilarious. you're a great writer - i laughed my ass off.

ka commented on 10/31

I enjoyed reading this. Next time, I think the experiment should raise the stakes ever so slightly and move beyond the model of 2 het couplings and go for a threesome that moves in all directions. Having been the F in a MMF, I have to say that watching two generally straight men enjoy each other was the hugest turn-on of the whole event

commented on 11/16

For the first time in my life I was involved with two men and I am still smiling from the event Saturday Night. This was not planned but fell right into place and was the most amazing experience I will ever have. Two men wanting and waiting to be with you is the most errotic experience EVER. While one is thrusting inside you and the other licking your niples, WOW! is the only way to describe this! I would do it again only with the same two guys.

MNM commented on 07/16

You are brave , bro. I canna even pee with a dude next to me. To be honest, I think I would feel like I'd have to kick the shizz outa bra in order to be the victor and claim the prize. ..That is total caveman mentality which is what what sex brings out in me. Must have the genes succeed!

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