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 Sex Advice from . . . Dumpster Divers
by Kate Sullivan
What's the best way to initiate makeup sex after a fight?
When I was in the Army, I had a girlfriend. I was in my twenties, and I was very stupid. She was telling me this sensitive story about how she went to visit her father's workplace. He was a railroad man. She found the business card of a prostitute among his things, and she realized that her father was cheating on her mother with prostitutes. In a television drama, this would be a music-playing moment.
All I could think to say was, "Were there kissy lips on the prostitute's business card?" I mean, a prostitute has a business card? What did it look like? What was at the front of her name? And she took off running — we were both on the running team in the Army. I ran after her, and I caught up to her. And when I caught her, I grabbed her by the shoulders, pushed her against the wall and kissed her. It worked. Works every time.
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