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 Sex Advice From Housepainters
by Jenn Sodini
Housepainters, along with repairmen and pool guys, are sort of an archetypal fantasy. Even had any experiences with lonely housewives?
There was one smoldering July day. I'd spent a month-and-a-half on ladders outside a several-story apartment building. I came to this window and I saw the woman who was living there completely naked. You can't really run away when you're three stories up, and you can't just duck because you might fall and die, so I just kind of waved at her. And she went "oops" and shut the door. But I still had to put another coat of paint on. Very nervous, I went back to her window, and she had set a glass of water on the windowsill. That was kind of our sweet little "You saw me naked, now have some cold water" thing.
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