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    Pickup Lines From Historical Figures

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    Conor McKeon on CollegeHumor has made our slow news day a little less painful with this silly compilation of possible pickup lines that might have worked for historical figures...

    Here are our favorites, with the full top 10 here.

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    Commentarium (13 Comments)

    Oct 22 09 - 3:21pm
    Mandy

    Funny!

    Oct 22 09 - 10:42pm
    profrobert

    It must be the geek in me, but I like Einstein the best.

    Oct 22 09 - 10:58pm
    Holly

    My favorite is definitely the Columbus one.

    Jan 24 10 - 9:18pm
    katie

    columbus isnt even on here.

    Jan 27 10 - 9:28pm
    Katie

    I LOVE the Part 'em one, Einstein's is great also.

    Feb 01 10 - 10:58pm
    phoenix

    Is it wrong that I want to email the Socrates one to my philosophy professor?

    Feb 01 10 - 11:50pm
    Brian Fairbanks

    phoenix, please do and let us know how it goes. I'll give you a whole post if there's a response!

    Apr 02 11 - 11:38am
    zymazza

    haha

    Apr 29 10 - 11:37am
    Name

    @Holly: am I crazy or is there not a Columbus one there?

    May 08 10 - 12:44pm
    Charlie

    There is no Christopher Columbus one. By 1492, most of the world already believed that the Earth was not flat, therefore making India accessible by sailing the "other way".

    Aug 09 10 - 9:00am
    Atheist Smurf

    Noah isn't an historical figure...

    Apr 20 11 - 8:31pm
    Bobby

    I dont see Noah i see Moses tho

    Apr 25 11 - 8:10pm
    Anon

    Thinking of Genghis Khan maybe?

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