Levi Johnston Not Going Full Frontal

Does anyone else have the severe desire to write this guy's name as Levi Johnson? I guess if his porn career takes off after this Playgirl spread he's doing, he can always change it.

Speaking of: the news coming out of the Playgirl offices is that Johnston won't be completely naked and saluting the camera, as his manager Tank Jones (also a great porn name) promised. Between this and the Carrie Prejean sex tape, this week is gearing up to be full of disappointments.

Like everything else Levi-related, this story broke on Gawker first, where Playgirl flack Daniel Nardicio released this statement:

"He did not give 'full-frontal' as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."

We have to wonder what deal Nick Denton struck with Levi's publicity team: not only has Gawker been covering all aspects of this story from conception on, but Levi also attended last week's Fleshbot party. We personally can wait awhile before seeing Johnston's Johnson, but over at Gawker Media today there is much hand-wringing and garment-rending, we're sure.