Is This Miley Cyrus Doll Singing About "F—king Pie"?
By James Brady RyanDecember 3rd, 2009, 3:00 pmComments (5)
I mean, probably. Look at this girl. She's fucking hardcore. She'll cut you. And she just wants that fucking pie, so why are you just standing there? GET ON IT.
Okay, so it's technically a Hannah Montana doll, but as the TV show and movie tell us, (SPOILER!!!!!!!) they're secretly the same person! (Why do I know that? Because I am a twelve-year-old girl. Wanna see my new Twilight Trapper-Keeper?) But everyone loves a good "this talking toy is accidentally cursing/tell children to kill people/relaying messages from the Commies" story, right?
Personally, instead of "fucking," I hear poor sound quality. But I do love that the mother thinks a lyric about eating some pumpkin pie translates in her mind to "rockin' fun." Pumpkin pie is by far the most metal of all pies, of course.
Via Jezebel.
Commentarium (5 Comments)
Men are also aroused by the scent of pumpkin pie - there's a lot of dirtiness going on with this barely legal doll.
I also just love that moral-vigilante Mom! With her pirate smile! Arrr, don't be cursin' in front of da baby!
American Pie!
I know I am gifted with exceptional hearing, but it's definitely saying "pumpkin." It's a $9 doll, for fuck's sake, not a Bose system. The real question is why the recording was sing by Cartman from South Park.
If her daughter is singing a word other than "pumpkin" chances are she heard that word more often from some source other than the doll. Just sayin.
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