While You Were Sleeping: Demi Moore, Naked At 19

The new year is off to a great start for people who like okay grunge bands from the 90s: Soundgarden has announced they're back together.

"One-quarter of girls have underage sex but fewer than one-third go to family planning clinics to get advice on contraception or sexually transmitted diseases," according to this.

Slate thinks the TSA is going to get away with X-raying your scrotum now because that's where the recent attempted-bomber guy hid his package.

An Israeli man is making headlines for receiving his eleventh divorce. The maniac's quote? "I send out a hook in all directions, and the fish come on their own." Yes, but that doesn't mean you should marry every fish that swims by, silly.

If you want to see Demi Moore showing everything at the age of 19, click here for the surprising, very NSFW image.

Nic Cage As Everyone was our favorite brief time suck of the holiday weekend.

Contrary to the lie Netflix perpetuates every day on their Top 100, the most-rented movie of 2009 was actually Paul Blart: Mall Cop, according to a competitor.

And Matthew McConaughey moved further and further out of the reach of the women of America.